Distortedreasoning Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 you have to give no fucks for that. true story, there used to be a public access show here in town that featured a nudist. the horror.
molarbear Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 I prefer underwear to being nude honestly it protects my junk from spiders I don't want to be that dude that has to explain his junk got bit by a brown recluse and rotted off
little_girl_lost Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 I'd like to be shy but i'm really naked
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 you have to give no fucks for that. true story, there used to be a public access show here in town that featured a nudist. the horror. Did you take pics?
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 I prefer underwear to being nude honestly it protects my junk from spiders I don't want to be that dude that has to explain his junk got bit by a brown recluse and rotted off But that would make you a badass. "Yo, I'm so badass, I lost my dick to a spider and lived to tell the tale."
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 I'd like to be shy but i'm really naked You lie!!!
Distortedreasoning Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 Did you take pics? trust me, you dont want pics of this. the man was old, fat, and ugly and the show would feature him dancing in the nude in a background footage of other nudist.
Greeny Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 We're all born nudists. Clothes are a social construct.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 trust me, you dont want pics of this. the man was old, fat, and ugly and the show would feature him dancing in the nude in a background footage of other nudist. Yea, you're right, I don't want pics.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 We're all born nudists. Clothes are a social construct. You just blew my fucking mind.
Distortedreasoning Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 Yea, you're right, I don't want pics. youre much better off
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 Yes, I am lying down You tell the truth like Donald Trump!
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 youre much better off I really am.
Leon Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 But that would make you a badass. "Yo, I'm so badass, I lost my dick to a spider and lived to tell the tale." You aren't really a badass for losing your dick though. That's kind of the problem. You'd just be a sadass.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 You aren't really a badass for losing your dick though. That's kind of the problem. You'd just be a sadass. But that's when you get a robotic prosthetic dick and fuck like a Terminator. "Cum with me if you want to live." Edit: In hindsight, that was a bit more rapey than intended.
Leon Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 But that's when you get a robotic prosthetic dick and fuck like a Terminator. "Cum with me if you want to live." Edit: In hindsight, that was a bit less rapey than intended. You're terrible.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 You're terrible. I am not, nor was I ever, Sophistry.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 I used to go to the nude beach in Santa Barbara all the time. I liked it. There's not enough nude beaches here. By here, I mean in the States in general. I guess that's what happens when you live in a country founded by Puritans.
MasqueradeOverture Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF7mjeKi9XY
Leon Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 I guess that's what happens when you live in a country founded by Puritans. The only solution is for you to whip it out early and often.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 The only solution is for you to whip it out early and often. But I can't "whip" it out. It's more of an unzip...then "boop." I'm a grower, not a shower.
inhumanrampager Posted February 21, 2017 Author Posted February 21, 2017 im glad ppl keep nude beaches alive despite local state & federal laws It's like, after a while, even just a bathing suit is too much to wear in the heat.
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