🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 He said white people were good to have as friends and to always keep one around LOL Lisa had the whitest girl look on her face looking at him. It was hilarious (he said that after id come back home and she was gone) But ill never forget lisa meeting the crackhead. So funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: He said white people were good to have as friends and to always keep one around LOL Lisa had the whitest girl look on her face looking at him. It was hilarious (he said that after id come back home and she was gone) But ill never forget lisa meeting the crackhead. So funny! Know what kind of people own crackheads? Crack dealers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Know what kind of people own crackheads? Crack dealers. We dont deal it. We just hire ours to do sruff like clean the turtle tank and bury dead animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 clean the turtle tank and bury dead animals Yeah. There's a pattern here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: We dont deal it. We just hire ours to do sruff like clean the turtle tank and bury dead animals And serial murderers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: clean the turtle tank and bury dead animals Yeah. There's a pattern here. The cats kill possums and birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 We have like 15 cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: We have like 15 cats I'll bet that smells nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I'll bet that smells nice. She probably means the neighborhood. My old neighborhood had a feral cat community. Since coyotes roam here, under car space is premium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I'll bet that smells nice. Yah not in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: She probably means the neighborhood. My old neighborhood had a feral cat community. Since coyotes roam here, under car space is premium. They tunnel under porches and sheds and shit and die there. I'll bet it smells nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 White friend for hire here. I provide many services such as: Talking to the police Providing alibis Good credit score General use and abuse of white privilege My fee per service is a one time use n word pass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 They have canyons to die in here. Feral cats are bitey if they like people. I like em, I wish the coyotes felt like saying hello instead of strolling by like they own everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: They have canyons to die in here. Feral cats are bitey if they like people. I like em, I wish the coyotes felt like saying hello instead of strolling by like they own everything. The bitchiest feral momma cat nala attacked my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: The bitchiest feral momma cat nala attacked my mom Cats are fun creatures. Sometimes they just don't like people. Could have had recent kittens, but it's also possible the cat decided it hates your mom for no reason. Or a reason. She could have sprayed a hose at her as a kitten. I had a cat in heat hold a grudge against me for three days until she wasn't in heat anymore. And after 3 years she was still mad I left her when i saw her again. Animals aren't so different from us. I'm sorry i had to leave my cat girlfriend. She was a sweetie. Made me play a dumb game where i shoot rubber bands at her before i left. It was one of the first things we did, she made a mess of rubber bands because I left them on a shelf for a time. The day they left the shelf i spent two hours shooting rubber bands at her. She kept trying to catch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Cats are fun creatures. Sometimes they just don't like people. Could have had recent kittens, but it's also possible the cat decided it hates your mom for no reason. Or a reason. She could have sprayed a hose at her as a kitten. I had a cat in heat hold a grudge against me for three days until she wasn't in heat anymore. And after 3 years she was still mad I left her when i saw her again. Animals aren't so different from us. I'm sorry i had to leave my cat girlfriend. She was a sweetie. Made me play a dumb game where i shoot rubber bands at her before i left. It was one of the first things we did, she made a mess of rubber bands because I left them on a shelf for a time. The day they left the shelf i spent two hours shooting rubber bands at her. She kept trying to catch them. She did it because shes a bitch and thought my mom wasn't putting her food out fast enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: She did it because shes a bitch and thought my mom wasn't putting her food out fast enough That's even funnier because that bitchy cat I took care of had the same attitude. "Excuse me you worthless fucking asshole! Where is the motherfucking service. Now!" So cute! I provide exquisite service to kitties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That's even funnier because that bitchy cat I took care of had the same attitude. "Excuse me you worthless fucking asshole! Where is the motherfucking service. Now!" So cute! I provide exquisite service to kitties. Haha! One time i took too long to feed my cat bandit and he got pissed and got on my dresser and proceeding to knock everything off with his paws I only let that happen once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 51 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: He said white people were good to have as friends and to always keep one around LOL Friend of mine ended up getting a nice job and got himself a new BMW. I was legitimately worried about him getting pulled over for nothing and something bad happening as he was a younger black guy. Offered to ride with him if he ever needed me too. Sounds stupid, but he took me up on the offer if only to hang out more. Sure enough, one day I was with him, we got pulled over and ole Lieutenant 2% waltzes over with his bullshit about speeding. Dude didnt believe it was my friend's car and told him to step out of the vehicle. I piped up and just asked the officer if I could drive instead if that was ok. He checked my ID, (I didn't have a license, btw, just a learner's) and agreed to it but told me to watch the speed and blah blah blah. I won't pretend to know if anything else could have happened but I was happy I was there in that moment. Didn't happen again, least not while I was still riding with him up until I moved away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: Friend of mine ended up getting a nice job and got himself a new BMW. I was legitimately worried about him getting pulled over for nothing and something bad happening as he was a younger black guy. Offered to ride with him if he ever needed me too. Sounds stupid, but he took me up on the offer if only to hang out more. Sure enough, one day I was with him, we got pulled over and ole Lieutenant 2% waltzes over with his bullshit about speeding. Dude didnt believe it was my friend's car and told him to step out of the vehicle. I piped up and just asked the officer if I could drive instead if that was ok. He checked my ID, (I didn't have a license, btw, just a learner's) and agreed to it but told me to watch the speed and blah blah blah. I won't pretend to know if anything else could have happened but I was happy I was there in that moment. Didn't happen again, least not while I was still riding with him up until I moved away. Wow. I had a 2% red nosed piggie in Summerville, SC say "ok so this is your car!" after i gave him my papers and all i was driving was a saturn sl2. Fuck them. Lisa is great and always finds the best deals. Shes gotten me into baseball games for free and on my birthday she got me unlimited games at Daves and Busters. First and probably only time in my life i sat and beat an arcade game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Haha! One time i took too long to feed my cat bandit and he got pissed and got on my dresser and proceeding to knock everything off with his paws I only let that happen once They're like that, demanding animals. Might be why I like them. One day my sister's cat walked up to me and meowed at me. Not unusual, usually it was a hey pet me now thing, very lazy cat. Looked and asked what she wanted, then she turned and walked a few steps and meowed again. She led me to my sister's room where bitch cat was sitting on the bed, so I laughed and told them they should work this out for themselves. Bitch cat didn't take the room, almost surprisingly. I'm fairly certain most animals that live around humans fully understand the native language. It's why bilingual dogs exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: They're like that, demanding animals. Might be why I like them. One day my sister's cat walked up to me and meowed at me. Not unusual, usually it was a hey pet me now thing, very lazy cat. Looked and asked what she wanted, then she turned and walked a few steps and meowed again. She led me to my sister's room where bitch cat was sitting on the bed, so I laughed and told them they should work this out for themselves. Bitch cat didn't take the room, almost surprisingly. I'm fairly certain most animals that live around humans fully understand the native language. It's why bilingual dogs exist. Oh i definitely thought bandit understood English very well. He was my favorite cat out of all my cats. He was my sweetheart and he worshipped me. I miss him so much. But this video put the nail in the coffin for me that animals understand what we are saying. Did you eat my shoes? Did you do it? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: clean the turtle tank and bury dead animals Yeah. There's a pattern here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share Posted September 7, 2019 The cats are cold blooded killers amd they bring animals to the door as a gift for my mom If my mom sweeps it off the porch they just bring it back so we gotta bury things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Oh i definitely thought bandit understood English very well. He was my favorite cat out of all my cats. He was my sweetheart and he worshipped me. I miss him so much. But this video put the nail in the coffin for me that animals understand what we are saying. Did you eat my shoes? Did you do it? LOL The tater tot dog killed it for me. Thats... 2:30 in? Most of the other dogs didn't seem to care before that, pausing as I'm gonna go to the store. But I should mention I feel like dogs a very dumb animals. They love any human for God's sake, even if they beat them sometimes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 (edited) wtf.. now you're talking about crackheads. Man my problem with this shit is just why.... When did you even start talking about having a "crackhead" You say that like you have them on a leash or something which irl I.. know isnt too hard. Sorry.. I should've just posted a zipped lip emoji to this. Seems bannable maybe.. Also from a fuggs perspective way to reach a new tier of stupid with a forum post. 🙂 Edited September 7, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I'll bet that smells nice. Is this even the same Fuggs.. Maybe she just leveled up idk. Edited September 7, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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