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Sometimes it's OK to steal from your boss when you aren't being treated fairly

 

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I hate talking to customers and think they're all stupid.

 

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When I get mad at work, I think about orchestrating a workplace shooting.

 

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Periodically, my employer has me answering surveys about the department head and the supervisors.  They're not multiple choice, they're essay answer.  So, when I have decent supervisors, I say things like, "She does not unduly scrutinize my work." or, "He leads by recognizing the individual talents of crew members."  When I have shitty supervisors, I say things like, "Please... replace him with somebody who doesn't brandish his quarter ounce of authority like a spoiled six year old who found his Daddy's pistol."  They do encourage honesty in the surveys.

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