Skiles Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Because most of the time I have a pretty good-sized beard going, and I hate it. It's hot (temp, not sexy) in the summer months. And it's itchy, especially when the 'tache gets long enough to tickle the bottom of my nose. It's uncomfortable in every way. For a while, my hatred of the beard will be overridden by my hatred of shaving, until eventually it simply overstays its welcome, and it's time to slay the beast. Then I shave, and for a couple days, I catch myself in the mirror and I'm like, "Damn, at least from the neck up, I'm still a pretty handsome guy!" I like that feeling. It's nice to feel like you look good. Then the shadow starts coming in and I'm like, "Hey, this is still a decent look..." Until eventually, I once again look like someone glued pubes on my face. I grow a halfway decent goatee, but the cheek hair literally looks like pubes. Also, I'm pretty sure 86% percent of my total body hair is neckbeard, and that's just a bad look, no matter who you are. Then I shave again, and the whole fucking cycle begins a-fucking-new. Edited June 8, 2019 by Skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Skiles said: Because most of the time I have a pretty good-sized beard going, and I hate it. It's hot (temp, not sexy) in the summer months. And it's itchy, especially when the 'tache gets long enough to tickle the bottom of my nose. It's uncomfortable in every way. For a while, my hatred of the beard will be overridden by my hatred of shaving, until eventually it simply overstays its welcome, and it's time to slay the beast. Then I shave, and for a couple days, I catch myself in the mirror and I'm like, "Damn, at least from the neck up, I'm still a pretty handsome guy!" I like that feeling. It's nice to feel like you look good. Then the shadow starts coming in and I'm like, "Hey, this is still a decent look..." Until eventually, I once again look like someone glued pubes on my face. I grow a halfway decent goatee, but the cheek hair literally looks like pubes. Also, I'm pretty sure 86% percent of my total body hair is neckbeard, and that's just a bad look, no matter who you are. Then I shave again, and the whole fucking cycle begins a-fucking-new. I shave once to twice a week because my facial hair grows in all patchy like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I shave once to twice a week because my facial hair grows in all patchy like My cheeks are patchy as fuck. I should shave on the regs, but I just hate it so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I haven't shaved in years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I haven't shaved in years. I couldn't do that. Not only would I look terrible, but I would feel terrible. I can grow my hair out for a long time, tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I’ll shave yours if you shave mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Shaving...nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: I’ll shave yours if you shave mine Awwww yeah. We gon' shave each other's backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, midnight said: Shaving...nope. Yeah, fire is a much easier way to get rid of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Skiles said: Awwww yeah. We gon' shave each other's backs. That’s what I’m talking about puddin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 Just now, sahockeygrl15 said: That’s what I’m talking about puddin But alas, I have fooled you. I was born without a back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, midnight said: Shaving...nope. You already did an opa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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