1938 Packard Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Every ABC, CBS and NBC news show: "Big fire down town, lots of crime up town and Congress passed a bill. Now, we take you to Joe Hootyhoo with the sports." "Well, Larry... Reggie got one and one over two for three to make seven under par against eighteen with an amazing forty two stretch to tie the record set in 1963. However, there was a nine point celebration penalty for getting fucked in the end zone." "Thanks, Hootyhoo. Now, here's Jane Daneskjold with the weather." "THIS BLOTCHY STUFF ON THE SCREEN SHOWS GLOBAL WARMING AND SO IT'S GOING TO RAIN TOMORROW!" "Thank you, Jane. For Channel 6 Action News, I'm Larry Kane. Good night and thanks for watching." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 You forgot the report on the building manager that was a rapist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: You forgot the report on the building manager that was a rapist. Oh, now he's a manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Didn't you make a thread rnot long before this one about how the weathermen have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Dude, why do you even exist? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: Didn't you make a thread rnot long before this one about how the weathermen have changed. They're not comedians anymore. The news cast as a whole has not changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 9 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Now, here's Jane Daneskjold with the weather." "THIS BLOTCHY STUFF ON THE SCREEN SHOWS GLOBAL WARMING AND SO IT'S GOING TO RAIN TOMORROW!" "Thank you, Jane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 6 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: They're not comedians anymore. The news cast as a whole has not changed. Keep moving those goalposts until you're in a corner....Why is this always your strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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