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Just now, Skiles said:

Post nudes. 

Gotta keep those bots happy.

The weird thing is that they're not even bots.

Many of them are people from a balloon fetish message board I sometimes lurk (which is really strange since I never even made an account there).

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Just now, TrigunBebop said:

The weird thing is that they're not even bots.

Many of them are people from a balloon fetish message board I sometimes lurk (which is really strange since I never even made an account there).

They're onto you.

They're in a cult and they're going to seduce you into it by being like "Oh hey, you like balloons too, so I found you on IG! Isn't that random? Anyway, have you ever considered building a rocket ship to fly to Jesus when the nuclear apocalypse happens?"

It happens every time.

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15 minutes ago, Skiles said:

They're onto you.

They're in a cult and they're going to seduce you into it by being like "Oh hey, you like balloons too, so I found you on IG! Isn't that random? Anyway, have you ever considered building a rocket ship to fly to Jesus when the nuclear apocalypse happens?"

It happens every time.

Eh, so far all they do is just post pictures of balloon scraps along with detailed descriptions of what they did to make said balloon scraps.

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12 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Eh, so far all they do is just post pictures of balloon scraps along with detailed descriptions of what they did to make said balloon scraps.

Give it time. We're THEY'RE luring you into a false sense of security.

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