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1938 Packard

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2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Ain't happening.  Not worth getting my fingers cut open.

You are willing to wander into the woods and hope something finds your funky ass appetizing enough to devour instead of going to a hospital because you can't afford it, but you want me to believe you wouldn't risk a cut for $500.

 

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11 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

You are willing to wander into the woods and hope something finds your funky ass appetizing enough to devour instead of going to a hospital because you can't afford it, but you want me to believe you wouldn't risk a cut for $500.

 

My life hasn't gotten that hopeless yet.

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32 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Ain't happening.  Not worth getting my fingers cut open.

Lol.... wut?

21 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

Somebody put his $500 slot machine cashout ticket in the trash.

It can't be recovered.

How does anyone that stupid acquire $500 to begin with?

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Guys, guys. He wasn't "looking" for the ticket, he was looking for used tampons to snack on. It was a "coincidence" he overheard about the ticket. But if he just so happened to "stumble upon" the ticket, well, it would be the Trash Fairy smiling down on ol' Packard.

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  • 6 months later...
1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Ah ok @1938 Packard....I remembered this all wrong.  A lot of your shit get jammed in my spam folder and it starts to all sound the same.

At any rate, you got a W....And even made me take my time to look for it.  Honestly, this is a bit disarming.

This must be how you feel all the time.

Okay... Just find the ticket.

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