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4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

What do you think happens in a casino trash can?

King Dice sends these guys out to break and shread everything beyond recognition

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Edited by Sho Minamimoto
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Posted
24 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

No, it only takes a few broken beer bottles.

Unless it's the last thing put in the can before the shady janitor with copd and scoliosis scopes it out.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Unless it's the last thing put in the can before the shady janitor with copd and scoliosis scopes it out.

Ain't happening.  Not worth getting my fingers cut open.

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2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Ain't happening.  Not worth getting my fingers cut open.

You are willing to wander into the woods and hope something finds your funky ass appetizing enough to devour instead of going to a hospital because you can't afford it, but you want me to believe you wouldn't risk a cut for $500.

 

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11 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

You are willing to wander into the woods and hope something finds your funky ass appetizing enough to devour instead of going to a hospital because you can't afford it, but you want me to believe you wouldn't risk a cut for $500.

 

My life hasn't gotten that hopeless yet.

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32 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Ain't happening.  Not worth getting my fingers cut open.

Lol.... wut?

21 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

Somebody put his $500 slot machine cashout ticket in the trash.

It can't be recovered.

How does anyone that stupid acquire $500 to begin with?

Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

My point is you're a moron.

The only moron is the guy who put the ticket in the trash.  There's no way to gain it back.  It's nothing but a soggy, shredded mess.

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Posted

Guys, guys. He wasn't "looking" for the ticket, he was looking for used tampons to snack on. It was a "coincidence" he overheard about the ticket. But if he just so happened to "stumble upon" the ticket, well, it would be the Trash Fairy smiling down on ol' Packard.

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Posted

Ah ok @1938 Packard....I remembered this all wrong.  A lot of your shit get jammed in my spam folder and it starts to all sound the same.

At any rate, you got a W....And even made me take my time to look for it.  Honestly, this is a bit disarming.

This must be how you feel all the time.

Posted
1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Ah ok @1938 Packard....I remembered this all wrong.  A lot of your shit get jammed in my spam folder and it starts to all sound the same.

At any rate, you got a W....And even made me take my time to look for it.  Honestly, this is a bit disarming.

This must be how you feel all the time.

Okay... Just find the ticket.

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Posted
3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Wow, I can't even concede without you fucking it up.....You are genuinely this stupid.

Oh well, I tried.

And this is the motherfucker trying to lead a philosophical discussion on the English language.

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