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2 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

as they judge you, you can judge them

'okay helen, not really sure you need that 3rd breakfast danish, but whatevs.'

They be like...look at this fat broad...jiggling over there on that treadmill...makes me sick...now I can’t eat my microwaved omelette 

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I have the same social anxiety because I know I'm a pathetic fatass and people are probably laughing at all my jiggling rolls and heavy breathing doing 3mph on the treadmill.

You kinda have to just let the gallows humor roll and own it; if you drop dead from a heart attack at least it gives the body builders something to laugh about.

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Just now, discolemonade said:

'look at that dumb broad. thinking a 'breakfast hot pocket' is somehow fine cuisine.'

fuck people. 

 

Thinking a toaster strudel is ‘high society’...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now i want a toaster strudel....

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1 minute ago, pail said:

I have the same social anxiety because I know I'm a pathetic fatass and people are probably laughing at all my jiggling rolls and heavy breathing doing 3mph on the treadmill.

You kinda have to just let the gallows humor roll and own it; if you drop dead from a heart attack at least it gives the body builders something to laugh about.

But....Body builders make me uncomfortable 

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

How are u just noticing this?

*throws sweaty banana at u*

I can notice stuff when your constantly throwing shit at me.

 

Or swinging ur dick around..that thing scares me.

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

But....Body builders make me uncomfortable 

Let them laugh. It is ultimately inconsequential. You are acting out of love and respect for yourself by seeking to improve your health and extend your life. Do not hurt yourself for the sake of others. You are worth it.

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2 minutes ago, Xanatos said:

I can notice stuff when your constantly throwing shit at me.

 

Or swinging ur dick around..that thing scares me.

As it should...I suggest u duck sir im turning left

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2 minutes ago, pail said:

Let them laugh. It is ultimately inconsequential. You are acting out of love and respect for yourself by seeking to improve your health and extend your life. Do not hurt yourself for the sake of others. You are worth it.

Aww I appreciate that...thanks...and also you sounded like a maybelline commercial 

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

As it should...I suggest u duck sir im turning left

They tell stories of ur massive wang here.

 

Least I think it's about that..I dunno lotta people named wang here. I just assume it's about you.

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2 minutes ago, Xanatos said:

They tell stories of ur massive wang here.

 

Least I think it's about that..I dunno lotta people named wang here. I just assume it's about you.

Wangs love my wang...

they wang could wang his wang with my wang

also....racist lol

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Oh hehe

I have wireless sports earbuds. Cant workout without them

How would they keep you from making noise and waking someone else in the room up exactly?

Id love to hear the logistics on this.

 

Also workout.....hahahahaha

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Just now, Xanatos said:

How would they keep you from making noise and waking someone else in the room up exactly?

Id love to hear the logistics on this.

 

Also workout.....hahahahaha

I do 45 minutes of cardio on an elliptical at least twice a week

You explain how working out is noisy

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I do 45 minutes of cardio on an elliptical at least twice a week

You explain how working out is noisy

U told her to dance around the room and work up a sweat.

 

You can't be a ninja n dance. Dancing makes noise. Moving around makes noise.

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Not enough to wake someone up. U stupid

That fact you said " u stupid" honestly says more about you and your intelligence then anything I or an insult I devise ever could.

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1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

That fact you said " u stupid" honestly says more about you and your intelligence then anything I or an insult I devise ever could.

I have already been down that rabbit hole with her.

It's her ''culture.''

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Ok stupid

Honestly I feel like your next reply will be less then " I'm rubber and you glue" so I'm just gonna let you see this as a victory and count it as my helping the needy goal for this week.

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5 minutes ago, midnight said:

If you are dancing around in a hotel room, you will wake up whoever else is in the room. 

I don't really see how you think there is no noise involved while dancing. 

 

She thinks cause she has those headphones turned up and can't hear anything else that no one else can either.

 

Id put money on it.

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2 minutes ago, Xanatos said:

She thinks cause she has those headphones turned up and can't hear anything else that no one else can either.

 

Id put money on it.

Im in an old creaky house but shes in a solid hotel room

 She could've done some squats and twerking whatever without making a lot of noise

I dance around my house when i dont feel like going to the gym amd no it isnt noisy

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Actually all of you are pretty retarded. Its why you have trouble understanding the simplest shit.

You’re telling me...bouncing around and dancing in a small hotel room isn’t going to wake up the person directly next to you in the room...do you not understand gravity or something? Not to mention in a silent room...go ahead and move your legs and arms...clothing makes sound when you move...PLUS...tho the music is playing in your ears do you not understand how sound carries? Cause people next to you...can hear it too

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