Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 *Keanu Reeves speed voice* What do you do? π€΅ π
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:07 AM, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Call the police. Expand ??? You could technically get arrested for doing that. They'll think it's a false report and one of the officers will say something the lines of "Please stop harassing those two love birds. He won, my man. He's the winner of the beautiful woman."
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:27 AM, Poof said: Expand Borderline? Zeni crossed that line years ago.
Poof Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:44 AM, TrigunBebop said: Borderline? Zeni crossed that line years ago. Expand It really bothers me
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:54 AM, Poof said: It really bothers me Expand Ima be honest. A lot of people tell me that, but I ALWAYS see it as them being like you're gonna choose that 18 year old beauty over a 30-31 year old woman?! Like it's just... jealousy when that happens, but I can't feel bad about it because I'm just making moves and picking the women I think who are right for the occasion. π°
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) On 5/2/2019 at 4:54 AM, Poof said: It really bothers me Expand It bothers pretty much everyone. Or, at least, it should bother everyone. Edited May 2, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:01 AM, TrigunBebop said: It bothers pretty much everyone. Or, at least, it should bother everyone. Expand I'm not even that much of a hot commodity. Yes, I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior from a bygone era, but women act like I'm this iconic figure who they will spite if they can't have me. I'm just a guy. A normal guy πͺ
Poof Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:59 AM, Zenigundam said: Ima be honest. A lot of people tell me that, but I ALWAYS see it as them being like you're gonna choose that 18 year old beauty over a 30-31 year old woman?! Like it's just... jealousy when that happens, but I can't feel bad about it because I'm just making moves and picking the women I think who are right for the occasion. π° Expand Don't talk to me.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 4:10 AM, Zenigundam said: ??? You could technically get arrested for doing that. They'll think it's a false report and one of the officers will say something the lines of "Please stop harassing those two love birds. He won, my man. He's the winner of the beautiful woman." Expand Not if I'm reporting your pedophile ass. Wait til I tell her dad.
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) On 5/2/2019 at 5:50 AM, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Not if I'm reporting your pedophile ass. Wait til I tell her dad. Expand Well don't do that. Her dad is supposed to let her live her life as soon as she's of legal age, but that could easily create tension between a young lone wolf alpha male warrior, who is trying to find his way, and an overly protective (and arguably psychopathic) father, who wants his daughter to date some beta male knucklehead on the football team with awful, generic tastes in everything. π€· Edited May 2, 2019 by Zenigundam
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:59 AM, Zenigundam said: Well don't do that. Her dad is supposed to let her live her life as soon as she's of legal age, but that could easily create tension between a young lone wolf alpha male warrior, who is trying to fins his way, and an overly protective (and arguably psychopathic) father, who wants his daughter to date some beta male knucklehead on the football team with awful, generic tastes in everything. π€· Expand fins
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:00 AM, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: fins Expand I fixed it, my phone is trash and autocorrects to strange words
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:00 AM, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: fins Expand fucking fins.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:01 AM, Zenigundam said: I fixed it, my phone is trash and autocorrects to strange words Expand Sounds like the issue is actually Zenigundam. 1
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 There should be some kind of punishment for a sentence that runs on this long. Are there bans for bad behavior around here? 1
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:11 AM, thee2TONfist said: There should be some kind of punishment for a sentence that runs on this long. Are there bans for bad behavior around here? Expand Forget the ban hammer, bring out the grammar hammer on this thread. 2
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