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You see a young lone wolf alpha male warrior with dashing looks kissing the hot legal age blonde HS senior cheerleader after practice is over...


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1 minute ago, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

Call the police.

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You could technically get arrested for doing that. They'll think it's a false report and one of the officers will say something the lines of "Please stop harassing those two love birds. He won, my man. He's the winner of the beautiful woman."

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2 minutes ago, Poof said:

It really bothers me

Ima be honest. A lot of people tell me that, but I ALWAYS see it as them being like you're gonna choose that 18 year old beauty over a 30-31 year old woman?! Like it's just...  jealousy when that happens, but I can't feel bad about it because I'm just making moves and picking the women I think who are right for the occasion. 🐰

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1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

It bothers pretty much everyone.

Or, at least, itΒ should bother everyone.

I'm not even that much of a hot commodity. Yes, I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior from a bygone era, but womenΒ act like I'm this iconic figure who they will spite if they can't have me. I'm just a guy. A normal guy πŸ˜ͺ

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5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Ima be honest. A lot of people tell me that, but I ALWAYS see it as them being like you're gonna choose that 18 year old beauty over a 30-31 year old woman?! Like it's just...  jealousy when that happens, but I can't feel bad about it because I'm just making moves and picking the women I think who are right for the occasion. 🐰

Don't talk to me.

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

???

You could technically get arrested for doing that. They'll think it's a false report and one of the officers will say something the lines of "Please stop harassing those two love birds. He won, my man. He's the winner of the beautiful woman."

Not if I'm reporting your pedophile ass.

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Wait til I tell her dad.

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9 minutes ago, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

Not if I'm reporting your pedophile ass.

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Wait til I tell her dad.

Well don't do that. Her dad is supposed to let her live her life as soon as she's of legal age, but that could easily create tension between a young lone wolf alpha male warrior, who is trying to find his way, and an overly protective (and arguably psychopathic) father, who wants his daughter to date some beta male knucklehead on the football team with awful, generic tastes in everything. 🀷

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Well don't do that. Her dad is supposed to let her live her life as soon as she's of legal age, but that could easily create tension between a young lone wolf alpha male warrior, who is trying to fins his way, and an overly protective (and arguably psychopathic) father, who wants his daughter to date some beta male knucklehead on the football team with awful, generic tastes in everything. 🀷

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1 hour ago, thee2TONfist said:

There should be some kind of punishment for a sentence that runs on this long. Are there bans for bad behavior around here?Β 

Forget the ban hammer, bring out the grammar hammer on this thread.

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