Azalar Hex Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) And the horse is shitting all over the place. Then cars run over the shit and it gets flipped up all over things, like our mailbox. So I have to wash my hands every time I go out to check the mail because there's horse shit on the handle. I wiped it off a few times but it keeps coming back. Fuckers need to slow the hell down when they drive down this road ... Edited April 9, 2019 by Azalar Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Why is there a guy riding a horse every day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Because I'm so far out in the boonies and close to banjo country that I could probably buy wallets made out of human skin within five miles of my house. Edited April 9, 2019 by Azalar Hex 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Well that answers that. What about a shit shield? Like this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I have a lot of questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 2:32 AM, Poof said: Well that answers that. What about a shit shield? Like this This ... this is relevant to my interests. I may acquire one of these. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 21 hours ago, Skiles said: I have a lot of questions. So do I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Have you ever seen the horse's dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I mean is the horse used as a primary means of transportation? That's the only way I could see this maybe being possible, and still.. I'd say there has to be more than one person..or more to the point...horse making it an issue. Still regardless it made for a pretty hilarious thread. Maybe the horse is purposely shitting on your mailbox as a checkpoint.. Unless you've failed to wipe off the original shit, and have been working around it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Wait, so the problem is the cars....Not the dude riding the horse with fecal incontinence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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