Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Wish I could be 8 or 9 again instead. It's getting to the point where my good, young looks are barely holding up for HS age girls who are starting to think I'm "old" and it's infuriating to be quite honest. Also, life was way simpler in my childhood and pre-teen years, because my mom didn't nag me about paying bills all the time, which is quite bullsh-t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Wish I could be 8 or 9 again instead. It's getting to the point where my good, young looks are barely holding up for HS age girls who are starting to think I'm "old" and it's infuriating to be quite honest. Also, life was way simpler in my childhood and pre-teen years, because my mom didn't nag me about paying bills all the time, which is quite bullsh-t. It wouldn't matter, even if you could. You'd still grow up to be the creepy, little sumbitch you are today. Why not go back to the day of your conception? Except this time, your mother swallows you, or your dad lets you out on the mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Go ahead, dude. Get down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 This thread pleases me. It's an honest to goodness "what causes Zeni anxiety" thread. It's the only time you're honest. Also the fact that you're on some Peter Pan trip that will never happen and your aging brings you great misery is a plus. I feed off your misery, like a sucubus feeds off sex. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 It wouldn't matter, even if you could. You'd still grow up to be the creepy, little sumbitch you are today. Why not go back to the day of your conception? Except this time, your mother swallows you, or your dad lets you out on the mattress. Yeah, but I would kick my dad's ass! There was this one time when he told me to do something, and I forget what I said, but I defied him, and he chased me into the living room and caught me, where I pleaded for my life before he hit me on my ass with a belt. I was just a seven year old with not enough weight to buck with him, but nowadays I could do some serious damage, even though he is a little bit bigger than I am still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Yeah, but I would kick my dad's ass! There was this one time when he told me to do something, and I forget what I said, but I defied him, and he chased me into the living room and caught me, where I pleaded for my life before he hit me on my ass with a belt. I was just a seven year old with not enough weight to buck with him, but nowadays I could do some serious damage, even though he is a little bit bigger than I am still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 This thread pleases me. It's an honest to goodness "what causes Zeni anxiety" thread. No anxiety at all. Just frustration and a wish to return to simpler times, and it'd be great too because then the hot girls who lost it since then will go back to virginity and maybe I can take my added knowledge to be Zeni Smoothcakes and stop the obnoxious brutes from stealing what could have been mine first. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 No anxiety at all. Just frustration and a wish to return to simpler times, and it'd be great too because then the hot girls who lost it since then will go back to virginity and maybe I can take my added knowledge to be Zeni Smoothcakes and stop the obnoxious brutes from stealing what could have been mine first. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Man what an amazing idea. I'll even come back to my younger days with a 40 of Colt 45 in hand, draining it, and thus building the confidence to confront the fake tough guys who tried to take all my girls and left me to be a nerd with no friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Man what an amazing idea. I'll even come back to my younger days with a 40 of Colt 45 in hand, draining it, and thus building the confidence to confront the fake tough guys who tried to take all my girls and left me to be a nerd with no friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Yeah, but I would kick my dad's ass! There was this one time when he told me to do something, and I forget what I said, but I defied him, and he chased me into the living room and caught me, where I pleaded for my life before he hit me on my ass with a belt. I was just a seven year old with not enough weight to buck with him, but nowadays I could do some serious damage, even though he is a little bit bigger than I am still. He should've whipped your ass more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 i honestly don't want you to either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 i honestly don't want you to either. *slams down report to mod button* HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!! My life is being threatened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 *slams down report to mod button* HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!! My life is being threatened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 Wow that's trash. The 90s Fox Kids' Spider-Man made all other looks silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Wow that's trash. The 90s Fox Kids' Spider-Man made all other looks silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Wow that's trash. The 90s Fox Kids' Spider-Man made all other looks silly. Your threads are trash Don't worry though....from now on we'll continue to redeem them. Well at least until the MODs confine you to one thread. Then we'll just sit back and laugh. You know....kinda like how all those underage girls you message online laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 i honestly don't want you to either. Solid joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts