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There's a cute girl who works here who greeted me. She wants me, so she's my new girlfriend

Can't wait to get to work with her and then go on late night sexual adventures with her.

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One day I'm gonna finally make that "get punched in the face machine"

The hard part is convincing people that sometimes all they need is a punch in the face from a random stranger on the Internet

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No she doesn't and neither do the ones on OKC because you're a wretched excuse for a "man" and I'm using that term loosely here. So yeah good luck with that whole dying a virgin thing -1

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No she doesn't and neither do the ones on OKC because you're a wretched excuse for a "man" and I'm using that term loosely here. So yeah good luck with that whole dying a virgin thing -1

 

*Attacks you in the heat of the moment*

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