Naraku4656 Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 you know what drives away bed bugs? getting a job
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: you know what drives away bed bugs? getting a job **SKULL FUCKS YOUR NOODLE**
Naraku4656 Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: **SKULL FUCKS YOUR NOODLE** 1 1
Naraku4656 Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: why macdonalds? easiest job in the world to get
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: easiest job in the world to get do I have to pass the job interview?
fuggstop Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 I found some refugee camps above the window i gotta spray down But have not been bitten since last august Gotta gut my room even further
Naraku4656 Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: do I have to pass the job interview? you could probably sleep through it and get the job
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: I found some refugee camps above the window i gotta spray down But have not been bitten since last august Gotta gut my room even further yeah the worst is when they are 5 feet away from the bed hidden in some weird spot like an air vent
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: you could probably sleep through it and get the job I'm going to just send waifu in my place.
fuggstop Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: yeah the worst is when they are 5 feet away from the bed hidden in some weird spot like an air vent Yah and its creepy asf I imagine that theyre villains in jail and tell themselves everyday "we once RULED the bed. Now theres a new one! Paradise! WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY AGAIN!" I noticed them cuz Madison keeps knocking the curtains down when we fix the bed.... i put it back up and it didn't look right. Thought they were lovebugs at 1st. Why are they barely moving and all red? 1
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: Yah and its creepy asf I imagine that theyre villains in jail and tell themselves everyday "we once RULED the bed. Now theres a new one! Paradise! WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY AGAIN!" I noticed them cuz Madison keeps knocking the curtains down when we fix the bed.... i put it back up and it didn't look right. Thought they were lovebugs at 1st. Why are they barely moving and all red? fuck those bed bugs I will make them all my slaves!! I will rule them!! 1
fuggstop Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: fuck those bed bugs I will make them all my slaves!! I will rule them!! Me: aw coooome onnn. Die already! Bet you bitches hungry af tho HA HA
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: Me: aw coooome onnn. Die already! Bet you bitches hungry af tho HA HA I bet them bed bugs like you.
fuggstop Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: I bet them bed bugs like you. Nah. Sadly they love Madison. She doesn't put up a fight. We moved outta this room last year cuz they stopped bothering me and something made me check under her blankets and they were having a fucking family reunion on her side. It was horrifying.
Phillies Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Probably got them from Fuggs remember that scene from lord of the rings where the ork army just grew out the ground?
lupin_bebop Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Phillies said: why macdonalds? Because they are always hiring. Right now, that's the only place that will accept your lazy ass right now.
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 ITT: People so dirty, the bed bugs tried to break out of this prison through the air vents. 1
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