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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I found some refugee camps above the window i gotta spray down

But have not been bitten since last august

Gotta gut my room even further

yeah the worst is when they are 5 feet away from the bed hidden in some weird spot like an air vent

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1 minute ago, Phillies said:

yeah the worst is when they are 5 feet away from the bed hidden in some weird spot like an air vent

Yah and its creepy asf

I imagine that theyre villains in jail and tell themselves everyday "we once RULED the bed. Now theres a new one! Paradise! WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY AGAIN!"

I noticed them cuz Madison keeps knocking the curtains down when we fix the bed.... i put it back up and it didn't look right. Thought they were lovebugs at 1st. Why are they barely moving and all red?

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Yah and its creepy asf

I imagine that theyre villains in jail and tell themselves everyday "we once RULED the bed. Now theres a new one! Paradise! WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY AGAIN!"

I noticed them cuz Madison keeps knocking the curtains down when we fix the bed.... i put it back up and it didn't look right. Thought they were lovebugs at 1st. Why are they barely moving and all red?

fuck those bed bugs

I will make them all my slaves!!

I will rule them!! 

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2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

fuck those bed bugs

I will make them all my slaves!!

I will rule them!! 

Me: aw coooome onnn. Die already! Bet you bitches hungry af tho HA HA

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4 minutes ago, Phillies said:

I bet them bed bugs like you. ;)

 

Nah. Sadly they love Madison. She doesn't put up a fight.

We moved outta this room last year cuz they stopped bothering me and something made me check under her blankets and they were having a fucking family reunion on her side. It was horrifying. 

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14 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Probably got them from Fuggs

remember that scene from lord of the rings where the ork army just grew out the ground?

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