I've had two managers approach me in the last week about different jobs

[Naraku4656]

Either one would be a promotion. GIMME DA MONEY.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

So now you can buy a color printer too?

[Phillies]

Yo momma approached me last week about 2 different jobs. 

But I told that bitch to take a hike cause

 I AM UNEMPLOYED 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

25 minutes ago, Phillies said:

Yo momma approached me last week about 2 different jobs. 

But I told that bitch to take a hike cause

 I AM UNEMPLOYED 

Technically, "unemployed" means you're actually LOOKING for work.

[Mix]

1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

 

[Naraku4656]

3 hours ago, Ｒｏｇｕｅ　Ａｌｐｈｏｎｓｅ said:

So now you can buy a color printer too?

Color printers are for scrubs