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Killer cars or atomically mutated cats?



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Killer cars?

 

More like idiots leaving car shows in Mustangs

 

no no no.  cars are self driving now.  they can decide who dies and who is allowed to leave the car show.

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no no no.  cars are self driving now.  they can decide who dies and who is allowed to leave the car show.

But nobody is allowed to leave the car show.

 

At least, that's what's written in my anthropology textbook,

as a quote from Margaret Mead's Coming of Age in Samoa

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But nobody is allowed to leave the car show.

 

At least, that's what's written in my anthropology textbook,

as a quote from Margaret Mead's Coming of Age in Samoa

 

Nobody leaves alive, you mean.

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Nobody leaves alive, you mean.

 

Is there a difference between leaving in a ceremonial soap box derby car pyre

and not leaving at all?

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Atomically mutated cats because cats are assholes to begin with so imagine atomically mutated ones with the assholenes

 

but no particular mutation is specified.

 

what if the mutation is that they are no longer assholes.

 

radiation can do weird things according to all the science I read online.

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but no particular mutation is specified.

 

what if the mutation is that they are no longer assholes.

 

radiation can do weird things according to all the science I read online.

Then Internet is a lie don't believe everything you read online

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Atomically mutated cats because cats are assholes to begin with so imagine atomically mutated ones with the assholenes

 

But the cars are killers.

That's a huge asshole move too.

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My vote is for asians

 

The Japanese are responsible for Honda Civics and Godzilla,

so given the precedents, you'll have to be more specific in your choice.

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As somebody who spent a lot of time being dragged to car shows,

I can't qualify this assertion.

 

Car shows are painful.

 

I even worked as staff for the largest Mustang car show in the world.

 

Let's just say I was glad there was beer I could sneak into my throat by like 2pm

 

Amazingly though, no crowds of people were attacked by any Mustangs...

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Cats. It's always cats...  ijwq6.jpg

 

I have fistfought this cat on numerous occasions and was declared victor every time.

Show it a picture of me and it'll clean its catbox all by itself.

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