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Guest Fart_Hole
Posted

I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick.

The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me.

Got them off several times tho.

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted
6 minutes ago, midnight said:

A toaster oven and a pork chop.

Did you eat the pork chop when you were done with it?

I once fucked a huge potato I had in the deer stand as a hand warmer.  

I ate the potato afterwards.

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted
13 minutes ago, midnight said:

I gave it to Packard.

Awesome.  

Didn't know you and Packard were a thing.

Posted
42 minutes ago, Fart_Hole said:

I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick.

The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me.

Got them off several times tho.

due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick

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Guest Fart_Hole
Posted
Just now, Poof said:

due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick

YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass.

2 guys 1 pipe.  lol the movie

you should totally do that sometime and film it.  But you gotta show us.

I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw.

 

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted

I'm calling it the double topper.

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted

and lol is my symbol.

lol is the symbol for 2 dicks one hole

 

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted

maybe it should be this instead: -o- 

Ha!!! kinda looks like it's a face opening it's mouth with eyes closed ready to suck a cock.

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Fart_Hole said:

YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass.

2 guys 1 pipe.  lol the movie

you should totally do that sometime and film it.  But you gotta show us.

I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw.

 

I fucked a machine pussy once hows that

Spoiler

BobsFuckingMachines2f.jpg

 

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted

that's pretty cool...I've never heard of a mustache pussy before.  Will look up more pics later...right now negotiating a deal.

Guest Fart_Hole
Posted
18 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Balloons make the best sex toys.

What do you recommend?  

I'd like to try a balloon out.

Posted (edited)
On 2/5/2019 at 6:56 PM, Poof said:

due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It legitimately threw me off and I had to re-read it a few times.

Edited by Doom Metal Alchemist
Posted
15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It legitimately threw me off and I had to re-read it a few times.

at first I legit thought it was just some really kinky shit

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