Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick. The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me. Got them off several times tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 A toaster oven and a pork chop. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: A toaster oven and a pork chop. Did you eat the pork chop when you were done with it? I once fucked a huge potato I had in the deer stand as a hand warmer. I ate the potato afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I gave it to Packard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, midnight said: I gave it to Packard. Awesome. Didn't know you and Packard were a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 42 minutes ago, Fart_Hole said: I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick. The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me. Got them off several times tho. due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, Poof said: due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass. 2 guys 1 pipe. lol the movie you should totally do that sometime and film it. But you gotta show us. I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I'm calling it the double topper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 and lol is my symbol. lol is the symbol for 2 dicks one hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 maybe it should be this instead: -o- Ha!!! kinda looks like it's a face opening it's mouth with eyes closed ready to suck a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Fart_Hole said: YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass. 2 guys 1 pipe. lol the movie you should totally do that sometime and film it. But you gotta show us. I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw. I fucked a machine pussy once hows that Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 that's pretty cool...I've never heard of a mustache pussy before. Will look up more pics later...right now negotiating a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Balloons make the best sex toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fart_Hole Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Balloons make the best sex toys. What do you recommend? I'd like to try a balloon out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, Fart_Hole said: What do you recommend? I'd like to try a balloon out. Either 17 inch or 24 inch Tuftex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) On 2/5/2019 at 6:56 PM, Poof said: due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It legitimately threw me off and I had to re-read it a few times. Edited February 8, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/5/2019 at 8:29 PM, TrigunBebop said: Either 17 inch or 24 inch Tuftex. 17, WAT? I thought it was 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It legitimately threw me off and I had to re-read it a few times. at first I legit thought it was just some really kinky shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 36 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: 17, WAT? I thought it was 16. It is 16 if we're talking about Qualatex or Unique balloons. For Tuftex, however, it's 17. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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