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I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick.

The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me.

Got them off several times tho.

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6 minutes ago, midnight said:

A toaster oven and a pork chop.

Did you eat the pork chop when you were done with it?

I once fucked a huge potato I had in the deer stand as a hand warmer.  

I ate the potato afterwards.

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42 minutes ago, Fart_Hole said:

I fucked 2 bitches at a frat party after several guys had their turn with 1 1/2' black pipe insulation duck taped to the base of my dick.

The whores were screaming oh god damn you you big dick son of a bitch, but didn't do nothing for me.

Got them off several times tho.

due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick

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Just now, Poof said:

due to your misplaced modifier, it sounds like the several guys fucked the pipe insulation taped to your dick

YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass.

2 guys 1 pipe.  lol the movie

you should totally do that sometime and film it.  But you gotta show us.

I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw.

 

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maybe it should be this instead: -o- 

Ha!!! kinda looks like it's a face opening it's mouth with eyes closed ready to suck a cock.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Fart_Hole said:

YES!!! It's a new thing, the double headed pussy or double headed ass.

2 guys 1 pipe.  lol the movie

you should totally do that sometime and film it.  But you gotta show us.

I think I just invented a new hot sex toy for gays btw.

 

I fucked a machine pussy once hows that

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that's pretty cool...I've never heard of a mustache pussy before.  Will look up more pics later...right now negotiating a deal.

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18 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Balloons make the best sex toys.

What do you recommend?  

I'd like to try a balloon out.

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