That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 This guy and this girl. I think they were like German. Anyway they had like 17k people watching at the time and the dude had stage fright. This smoking hot chick was slobbing him down and he couldn't get hard. So 17000+ dudes start talking shit about him which only made it worse. The chick even rolled her eyes and facepalmed. Well let me tell you that dude said some shit in German and started beating the ever loving shit out of his dick. There was foreskin and balls flying everywhere. I mean all you heard was SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. He has to have carpel tunnel. He was bound and determined to wake his dick up. Anyway, after 5 minutes of the most savage fapping I've ever witnessed he finished, and his dick was beet red. And he moaned Meeeeeesaaaaa which must be some German shit. Idk. Just thought I'd share this. Dude he beat his dick stupid Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:10 PM, That_One_Guy said: This guy and this girl. I think they were like German. Anyway they had like 17k people watching at the time and the dude had stage fright. This smoking hot chick was slobbing him down and he couldn't get hard. So 17000+ dudes start talking shit about him which only made it worse. The chick even rolled her eyes and facepalmed. Well let me tell you that dude said some shit in German and started beating the ever loving shit out of his dick. There was foreskin and balls flying everywhere. I mean all you heard was SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. He has to have carpel tunnel. He was bound and determined to wake his dick up. Anyway, after 5 minutes of the most savage fapping I've ever witnessed he finished, and his dick was beet red. And he moaned Meeeeeesaaaaa which must be some German shit. Idk. Just thought I'd share this. Dude he beat his dick stupid Lol Expand LOL....My dick is camera shy too......Back in college my lesbian homegirl hooked me up with her freaky ass model friend. Said I can do anything....Welp, the camera came on and I had never been so pissed at my dick in my life.....Even anger fapping couldn't get it up. I wasn't high, I wasn't drunk, and 17k people weren't watching.....Just 4....all girls and one of them was naked and my dick just bit the fucking dust. I wish I didn't think about this....My night is ruined. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:34 PM, cyberbully said: I wish I didn't think about this....My night is ruined. Expand Laugh react for this line. ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Wait... you were watching people sexing on cam, but there were no balloons involved? Why would you do that? That's just weird. Watch balloon porn like a normal person. D: >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:34 PM, cyberbully said: LOL....My dick is camera shy too......Back in college my lesbian homegirl hooked me up with her freaky ass model friend. Said I can do anything....Welp, the camera came on and I had never been so pissed at my dick in my life.....Even anger fapping couldn't get it up. I wasn't high, I wasn't drunk, and 17k people weren't watching.....Just 4....all girls and one of them was naked and my dick just bit the fucking dust. I wish I didn't think about this....My night is ruined. Expand Bro how did it end? I need to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:39 PM, TrigunBebop said: Wait... you were watching people sexing on cam, but there were no balloons involved? Why would you do that? That's just weird. Watch balloon porn like a normal person. D: >.> <.< Expand My favorite loon porn is when the female pleasures herself on a balloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:41 PM, That_One_Guy said: Bro how did it end? I need to know Expand Wow, you really fucking hate me huh. One frustrated naked chick and 3 other girls snickering while my scared noodle rested between my sweaty balls and I finally give up when I see the girl putting her clothes back on. I just sat there staring at it stayed in the room for about thirty minutes before walking into the livingroom of shame where I didn't speak for the rest of the night. I then begged the girl for another shot the next morning like some pathetic soyboy and finished emptying my dignity tank by offering her money. I would go back and slap the shit outta myself if I could. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:47 PM, cyberbully said: Wow, you really fucking hate me huh. One frustrated naked chick and 3 other girls snickering while my scared noodle rested between my sweaty balls and I finally give up when I see the girl putting her clothes back on. I just sat there staring at it stayed in the room for about thirty minutes before walking into the livingroom of shame where I didn't speak for the rest of the night. I then begged the girl for another shot the next morning like some pathetic soyboy and finished emptying my dignity tank by offering her money. I would go back and slap the shit outta myself if I could. Expand So THEN what happened? Did she take you up on your offer to try again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:47 PM, cyberbully said: Wow, you really fucking hate me huh. One frustrated naked chick and 3 other girls snickering while my scared noodle rested between my sweaty balls and I finally give up when I see the girl putting her clothes back on. I just sat there staring at it stayed in the room for about thirty minutes before walking into the livingroom of shame where I didn't speak for the rest of the night. I then begged the girl for another shot the next morning like some pathetic soyboy and finished emptying my dignity tank by offering her money. I would go back and slap the shit outta myself if I could. Expand Dude I'm sorry. Like really I am but we need to know the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:45 PM, That_One_Guy said: My favorite loon porn is when the female pleasures herself on a balloon Expand Which kind? The normal kind or the kind where the vibrator is applied to the balloon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I mean that's it....The end. I played video games and got over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:58 PM, cyberbully said: I mean that's it....The end. I played video games and got over it. Expand You said you offered her money to try it again. What did she say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:58 PM, TrigunBebop said: Which kind? The normal kind or the kind where the vibrator is applied to the balloon? Expand Normal kind but I'm open to the other one you mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:58 PM, cyberbully said: I mean that's it....The end. I played video games and got over it. Expand RPGs are great for getting over embarrassing sexual episodes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:59 PM, That_One_Guy said: Normal kind but I'm open to the other one you mentioned Expand Dude. The other kind is so much better. You have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 11:00 PM, TrigunBebop said: Dude. The other kind is so much better. You have no idea. Expand I have so much to learn I'm a rookie loon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/31/2018 at 10:59 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You said you offered her money to try it again. What did she say? Expand no....I mean I really think you could have deduced this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I couldn't imagine being on camera and not having stage fright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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