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Guest Knife_Hands
Posted

the other day i had to file a police report on some money stolen out of my vehicle.

the officer said i was shaking.  i was not shaking.

after talking to him about 5 minutes he started having eye quivers.

i didn't say anything, but it was a glitch in the matrix.

thinking about getting one of those police body cameras so I can keep track of all this shit.

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
Just now, Still Me said:

maybe his eye was twitching because he was having difficulty with how much of a pussy your are...

maybe he was shaking because i am quake you bitch...destroyer of worlds and shit.

you have no clue

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
Just now, Nabloom said:

I really want a body cam too. 

I thought about getting one of those micro cams, but i want people to be scared to get into my path.

one for the front and one on the back too.

Posted
Just now, Taken_Name said:

maybe he was shaking because i am quake you bitch...destroyer of worlds and shit.

you have no clue

 

lol pussy....you couldn’t even fight a fart with that broken dick

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
Just now, Nabloom said:

Jesus I would have so much great content if I just had a camera rolling all the time from my pov but that seems so disgusting to really do

yeah, it would be like a movie or some shit.

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
Just now, Still Me said:

lol pussy....you couldn’t even fight a fart with that broken dick

man ya'll are all sucking on my broken dick a lot. 

keep on. 

it's kinda alright.

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long. 

nah, he was like you got dry mouth and trying to pry into my psychosis and shit, so i reversed that crap on him.

your eye quivers because of the alcohol content dude

 

Posted
Just now, Taken_Name said:

man ya'll are all sucking on my broken dick a lot. 

keep on. 

it's kinda alright.

 

lol no that’s nabs job....besides...it’s not impressive....

go ask your fellow “marines” 

 

hahahahahaha

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Taken_Name said:

yeah, it would be like a movie or some shit.

 

You'd have to edit a lot but yeah you could do like several movies even and I like that it would encourage me to get out more and stuff but then I realize I'm basically just thinking about vlogging which is inherently bad

I wish I had one for all the fucked up shit I saw at a couple different jobs just so I could post that shit and bring a corporate hellstorm down 

Edited by Nabloom
Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

lol no that’s nabs job....besides...it’s not impressive....

go ask your fellow “marines” 

 

hahahahahaha

i'm army bitch.  got the site too.

want me to build it in an hour and show your ass?

Posted
Just now, Taken_Name said:

i'm army bitch.  got the site too.

want me to build it in an hour and show your ass?

lol nope....hold up....let me go get that battle tag.....

 

yep....Tyler1...

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
2 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You'd have to edit a lot but 

I wish I had one for all the fucked up shit I saw at a couple different jobs just so I could post that shit and bring a corporate hellstorm down 

editing sounds like the hardest part.

I've got to see go thru my 2 dash cams and see if i can find out the moment somebody unlocked my vehicle today at the bank.

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
3 minutes ago, Still Me said:

or better yet....let’s call up to your former place of employment....what was it again?

oh yeah when you “worked” for Bethesda...

 

lol 

no i worked for the state and tried to get a whole shit load of people fired for lazin off.

you don't know me hoe

Posted
1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Wait what. Are viper and zeni both fake Marines?

Star crossed 

I can see viper playing that gig but zeni?

figured zeni would've played off the I'm in the air force bit 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted (edited)
On 12/20/2018 at 9:59 PM, Still Me said:

lol nope....hold up....let me go get that battle tag.....

 

yep....Tyler1...

Kimbrigo.com is my latest site...my lawyer made me change names because of lawsuits and stuff.

that guy is a personality locally and he and his bud piss me off, wake me up at 530 am and shit.

 

Edited by Knife_Hands
Had 2 change site name 4 security
Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

i thought you didn't want to be here

i'm just dropping in.

sayin hi

Posted

Police don't really investigate crimes like that. Even if somebody had stolen it all they would do is look at any security cam footage and file it away .

Idk how yall can leave money in your cars without getting nervous about it, but then again one of my windows is busted out

Posted
3 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

I can see viper playing that gig but zeni?

figured zeni would've played off the I'm in the air force bit 

He served in the Fortnite Chocolate Kisses Tournament Theater Front or whatever 

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Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Police don't really investigate crimes like that. Even if somebody had stolen it all they would do is look at any security cam footage and file it away .

Idk how yall can leave money in your cars without getting nervous about it, but then again one of my windows is busted out

i had like $1400 on me and if i got robbed didn't want all the money taken.  it was weird tho cause i had $500 in the vehicle (4-$100 bills i marked before going in and 5-$20 bills) and they only took $40 which was weird.

It was a sign tho.

I know what it means.

 

Posted

hmmm well that’s too bad....I thought that cunt viper wanted to play....

wait....are you the fucker that kept calling me fat then shut up when rogue had to confirm that I wasn’t? 

He told me who you were...but you weren’t important in the old days...why would you be now? Lol

Posted

Dude, playing Black Ops 4 does not constitute military service. This is stolen valor. I served in Operation Loot Lake with the 53rd battalion, 2nd division and I can't stand when we get these Gamestop gangstas fronting like they've been through battlefield grime. Your story just isn't all that plausible, Mr. Taken_Name.

Posted
Just now, Taken_Name said:

i had like $1400 on me and if i got robbed didn't want all the money taken.  it was weird tho cause i had $500 in the vehicle (4-$100 bills i marked before going in and 5-$20 bills) and they only took $40 which was weird.

It was a sign tho.

I know what it means.

 

That sounds more like you made an accounting error and are having a bout of some type of madness

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Still Me said:

hmmm well that’s too bad....I thought that cunt viper wanted to play....

wait....are you the fucker that kept calling me fat then shut up when rogue had to confirm that I wasn’t? 

He told me who you were...but you weren’t important in the old days...why would you be now? Lol

i was important in the old days, but i shut up when the signs started appearing

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Dude, playing Black Ops 4 does not constitute military service. This is stolen valor. I served in Operation Loot Lake with the 53rd battalion, 2nd division and I can't stand when we get these Gamestop gangstas fronting like they've been through battlefield grime. Your story just isn't all that plausible, Mr. Taken_Name.

zeni, how many girls have you had and how many offspring do you have? //////

Posted (edited)

Also what happened to just putting most of your money in your sock so if you get robbed you only lose $20. The classic 

Edited by Nabloom
Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

That sounds more like you made an accounting error and are having a bout of some type of madness

naw, i know what happened, this chick and guy came out of Wal-Mart the same time i did and they had an item that made the security alarm go off right as i walked in the door.  they kept going back and forth thru the damn thing making it go off as i kept on walking too. 

that was a sign too.

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Also what happened to just putting most of your money in your sock so if you get robbed you only lose $20. The classic 

yeah, don't wear socks or underwear so...

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Still Me said:

important enough not to remember 

Pepperidge farm remembers

 

Guest Knife_Hands
Posted
1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Oh it's like a psychotic break type of character being played straight. What poor taste.

i do not understand your response

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long. 

You stay away from elementary schools n you won't have that problem

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