Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 the other day i had to file a police report on some money stolen out of my vehicle. the officer said i was shaking. i was not shaking. after talking to him about 5 minutes he started having eye quivers. i didn't say anything, but it was a glitch in the matrix. thinking about getting one of those police body cameras so I can keep track of all this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 maybe his eye was twitching because he was having difficulty with how much of a pussy your are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I really want a body cam too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: maybe his eye was twitching because he was having difficulty with how much of a pussy your are... maybe he was shaking because i am quake you bitch...destroyer of worlds and shit. you have no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Jesus I would have so much great content if I just had a camera rolling all the time from my pov but that seems so disgusting to really do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: I really want a body cam too. I thought about getting one of those micro cams, but i want people to be scared to get into my path. one for the front and one on the back too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Taken_Name said: maybe he was shaking because i am quake you bitch...destroyer of worlds and shit. you have no clue lol pussy....you couldn’t even fight a fart with that broken dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: Jesus I would have so much great content if I just had a camera rolling all the time from my pov but that seems so disgusting to really do yeah, it would be like a movie or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: lol pussy....you couldn’t even fight a fart with that broken dick man ya'll are all sucking on my broken dick a lot. keep on. it's kinda alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long. nah, he was like you got dry mouth and trying to pry into my psychosis and shit, so i reversed that crap on him. your eye quivers because of the alcohol content dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Taken_Name said: man ya'll are all sucking on my broken dick a lot. keep on. it's kinda alright. lol no that’s nabs job....besides...it’s not impressive.... go ask your fellow “marines” hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Taken_Name said: i want people to be scared to get into my path. Ummm... about that... 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Taken_Name said: yeah, it would be like a movie or some shit. You'd have to edit a lot but yeah you could do like several movies even and I like that it would encourage me to get out more and stuff but then I realize I'm basically just thinking about vlogging which is inherently bad I wish I had one for all the fucked up shit I saw at a couple different jobs just so I could post that shit and bring a corporate hellstorm down Edited December 21, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 or better yet....let’s call up to your former place of employment....what was it again? oh yeah when you “worked” for Bethesda... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: lol no that’s nabs job....besides...it’s not impressive.... go ask your fellow “marines” hahahahahaha i'm army bitch. got the site too. want me to build it in an hour and show your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ummm... about that... 😂 you did give him a mental breakdown which was a rare thing from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: ask your fellow “marines” Wait what. Are viper and zeni both fake Marines? Star crossed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Taken_Name said: i'm army bitch. got the site too. want me to build it in an hour and show your ass? lol nope....hold up....let me go get that battle tag..... yep....Tyler1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You'd have to edit a lot but I wish I had one for all the fucked up shit I saw at a couple different jobs just so I could post that shit and bring a corporate hellstorm down editing sounds like the hardest part. I've got to see go thru my 2 dash cams and see if i can find out the moment somebody unlocked my vehicle today at the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Still Me said: or better yet....let’s call up to your former place of employment....what was it again? oh yeah when you “worked” for Bethesda... lol no i worked for the state and tried to get a whole shit load of people fired for lazin off. you don't know me hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Wait what. Are viper and zeni both fake Marines? Star crossed I can see viper playing that gig but zeni? figured zeni would've played off the I'm in the air force bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 i thought you didn't want to be here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) On 12/20/2018 at 9:59 PM, Still Me said: lol nope....hold up....let me go get that battle tag..... yep....Tyler1... Kimbrigo.com is my latest site...my lawyer made me change names because of lawsuits and stuff. that guy is a personality locally and he and his bud piss me off, wake me up at 530 am and shit. Edited December 23, 2018 by Knife_Hands Had 2 change site name 4 security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: i thought you didn't want to be here its a christmas miracle @1pooh4u your favorite punching bag returned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i thought you didn't want to be here i'm just dropping in. sayin hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Police don't really investigate crimes like that. Even if somebody had stolen it all they would do is look at any security cam footage and file it away . Idk how yall can leave money in your cars without getting nervous about it, but then again one of my windows is busted out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kuroko said: I can see viper playing that gig but zeni? figured zeni would've played off the I'm in the air force bit He served in the Fortnite Chocolate Kisses Tournament Theater Front or whatever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Police don't really investigate crimes like that. Even if somebody had stolen it all they would do is look at any security cam footage and file it away . Idk how yall can leave money in your cars without getting nervous about it, but then again one of my windows is busted out i had like $1400 on me and if i got robbed didn't want all the money taken. it was weird tho cause i had $500 in the vehicle (4-$100 bills i marked before going in and 5-$20 bills) and they only took $40 which was weird. It was a sign tho. I know what it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 hmmm well that’s too bad....I thought that cunt viper wanted to play.... wait....are you the fucker that kept calling me fat then shut up when rogue had to confirm that I wasn’t? He told me who you were...but you weren’t important in the old days...why would you be now? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: He served in the Fortnite Chocolate Kisses Tournament Theater Front or whatever ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Dude, playing Black Ops 4 does not constitute military service. This is stolen valor. I served in Operation Loot Lake with the 53rd battalion, 2nd division and I can't stand when we get these Gamestop gangstas fronting like they've been through battlefield grime. Your story just isn't all that plausible, Mr. Taken_Name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Taken_Name said: i had like $1400 on me and if i got robbed didn't want all the money taken. it was weird tho cause i had $500 in the vehicle (4-$100 bills i marked before going in and 5-$20 bills) and they only took $40 which was weird. It was a sign tho. I know what it means. That sounds more like you made an accounting error and are having a bout of some type of madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: hmmm well that’s too bad....I thought that cunt viper wanted to play.... wait....are you the fucker that kept calling me fat then shut up when rogue had to confirm that I wasn’t? He told me who you were...but you weren’t important in the old days...why would you be now? Lol i was important in the old days, but i shut up when the signs started appearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, playing Black Ops 4 does not constitute military service. This is stolen valor. I served in Operation Loot Lake with the 53rd battalion, 2nd division and I can't stand when we get these Gamestop gangstas fronting like they've been through battlefield grime. Your story just isn't all that plausible, Mr. Taken_Name. zeni, how many girls have you had and how many offspring do you have? ////// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Also what happened to just putting most of your money in your sock so if you get robbed you only lose $20. The classic Edited December 21, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Taken_Name said: i was important in the old days, but i shut up when the signs started appearing important enough not to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: That sounds more like you made an accounting error and are having a bout of some type of madness naw, i know what happened, this chick and guy came out of Wal-Mart the same time i did and they had an item that made the security alarm go off right as i walked in the door. they kept going back and forth thru the damn thing making it go off as i kept on walking too. that was a sign too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Also what happened to just putting most of your money in your sock so if you get robbed you only lose $20. The classic yeah, don't wear socks or underwear so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: important enough not to remember Pepperidge farm remembers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Oh it's like a psychotic break type of character being played straight. What poor taste. Edited December 21, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Oh it's like a psychotic break type of character being played straight. What poor taste. i do not understand your response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Welp, this was stupid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long. You stay away from elementary schools n you won't have that problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Kuroko said: its a christmas miracle @1pooh4u your favorite punching bag returned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Those hips... those tender lips... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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