Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Tied Up Turkey Dominator here. Anybody else into dominating turkeys? Some are hard to dominate because of their large gobbler. My gobbler is larger that most turkeys but there are some turkeys that have such a big gobbler they are impossible to dominate without a gobbler extension. Do you have any problems dominating your turkey? If so, do you use a gobbler extension or is your gobbler so large that no turkey is immune to it? Tell me about your gobbler including length, girth, and how you use your gobbler to dominate turkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 shut up viper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Bent dick is back .... No amount of PCP is going to help this mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 36 minutes ago, CAC said: shut up viper I bid you good day fair maiden of CAC. Join the gobbler club and we can be friends and talk about dominating gobblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Tied Up Turkey Dominator said: I bid you good day fair maiden of CAC. Join the gobbler club and we can be friends and talk about dominating gobblers. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Good thing you can't see dumpster fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Bent dick is back .... No amount of PCP is going to help this mess Just ordered 9000 tons of pcp from china. Got it cheap too. Only $3.50 Your just jealous you don't have a supplier like I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Good thing you can't see dumpster fire Are they talking about dominating gobblers in there? If not, they should. It's the new thang in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Tied Up Turkey Dominator said: Are they talking about dominating gobblers in there? If not, they should. It's the new thang in town. Making fun of the funny face you will most likely have when they find you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Hopefully it will make national news and I can finally talk about my tied up turkey gobbler club. Vermin Supreme for president!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Tied Up Turkey Dominator said: Just ordered 9000 tons of pcp from china. Got it cheap too. Only $3.50 Your just jealous you don't have a supplier like I do. That's just pure cyanide for 3.50 The good stuff is $350! I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Naw dawg. I get a discount because I send them my pubic crabs back and they test them for pcp resistance. It was a little known fact that pcp in human blood killed crabs until they started becoming resistant in 2008. Obama was patient zero and his wife gave them to me in a pcp and fueled orgy at the white house in 2011 while I was campaining for them Crisco is supposed to wipe them out but they've become resistant to that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 So mumbo went viper crazy after getting bant for going crazy on here ....why does this site always attract crazy people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Kuroko said: So mumbo went viper crazy after getting bant for going crazy on here ....why does this site always attract crazy people Because everyone touches themselves at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Kudasai said: Because everyone touches themselves at night ....eh let's just blame it on zeni for touching children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 This shit is mildly entertaining. Probably because I've been unintentionally getting high off of a mixture of Liquid Plumber, cleaning vinegar, and cloralen bleach. Also I may or may not of unintentionally mixed up a batch of deadly chlorine gas. It burns like CS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: This shit is mildly entertaining. Probably because I've been unintentionally getting high off of a mixture of Liquid Plumber, cleaning vinegar, and cloralen bleach. Also I may or may not of unintentionally mixed up a batch of deadly chlorine gas. It burns like CS. ...you made a half ass mustard gas why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 My uhh..my drain was clogged in the kitchen. I should've just took the pipes loose, but I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: My uhh..my drain was clogged in the kitchen. I should've just took the pipes loose, but I didn't. Hot water before Drain cleaner chemical 15 minutes - 1 hour Flush with extremely hot water Repeat until drain is fully operational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Yeah that didn't work and I was using boiling water. So now I either gotta call a plumber or take the pipes off myself, which will have to wait until tomorrow anyway because I work early in the am..To my defense I thought I had flushed the pipes of the bleach before pouring the other stuff.. I ended up mixing cleaning vinegar on top of it because it was starting to unclog a little. Usually vinegar does the trick alone, but nothings worked this time, and I'm done screwing with chemicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Yeah that didn't work and I was using boiling water. So now I either gotta call a plumber or take the pipes off myself, which will have to wait until tomorrow anyway because I work early in the am..To my defense I thought I had flushed the pipes of the bleach before pouring the other stuff.. I ended up mixing cleaning vinegar on top of it because it was starting to unclog a little. Usually vinegar does the trick alone, but nothings worked this time, and I'm done screwing with chemicals. Usually I just use an industrial drain cleaner ones that can handle grease hair grime Usually more money than liquid plumber and draino but tends to work now if it's a tree root that got into the pipe on the city side I would suggest once in a while adding root kill in the pipes just for added insurance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: Hot water before Drain cleaner chemical 15 minutes - 1 hour Flush with extremely hot water Repeat until drain is fully operational Don't listen to Kuroko, you'll open a wormhole to another dimension where weevils crawl into your peehole while you sleep and release mini nuclear bombs that only Tony Danza knows how to extract with his toungue. You don't want Tony Danza's tounge inside your peehole do you? That whole vinegar and bleach and liquid plumber will work if you add some gasoline mixed with styrofoam to full saturation and lit on fire with a can of WD-40 while wearing a neclace made of garlic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Tied Up Turkey Dominator said: Don't listen to Kuroko, you'll open a wormhole to another dimension where weevils crawl into your peehole while you sleep and release mini nuclear bombs that only Tony Danza knows how to extract with his toungue. You don't want Tony Danza's tounge inside your peehole do you? That whole vinegar and bleach and liquid plumber will work if you add some gasoline mixed with styrofoam to full saturation and lit on fire with a can of WD-40 while wearing a neclace made of garlic. Now I know you're crazy Go take the meds and sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Usually I just use an industrial drain cleaner ones that can handle grease hair grime Usually more money than liquid plumber and draino but tends to work now if it's a tree root that got into the pipe on the city side I would suggest once in a while adding root kill in the pipes just for added insurance This is the worse clog I've ever had to deal with idk. No more chemicals though. I swear I made a homeade gas chamber earlier. Luckily my house can be easily vented. Edited November 10, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I can't sleep because the marijuana's I injected were laced with elephant brains and we all know elephant's don't sleep unless they eat green fried tomatoes and we all know green tomatoes are out of season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: This is the worse clog I've ever had to deal with idk. No more chemicals though. I swear I made a homeade gas chamber earlier. Luckily my house can be easily vented. Make a peanut butter and honey mix and rub it all over your balls. In 15 minutes you will shrink down to size and be able to go down the drain like Mario does. Collect all the coins when you come out of the other side of the pipe. Then go and save the princess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I might just take you up on that first part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Fuck this is dumber than a zeni thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, stilgar said: Fuck this is dumber than a zeni thread. its mumbo what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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