GuyBeardmane Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Lady who sits near me at work asks my name today, and I tell her and she says she has a brother with the same name. As conversation goes find out she has two more brothers, a second who shares a name with me and the third whose name rhymes with my last name. Find out she's five days older than I am, and basically at that point she started saying we were soulmates. Which I'd probly be creeped out about but she's got big boobs so I'm down. I need to get laid. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Don't dip your pen in company ink. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Don't dip your pen in company ink. She was hired as seasonal. Who knows if she'll be around in two weeks? I mean you're right, I should have learned my lesson from before, but also any port in the storm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Probably a succubus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, panic said: Probably a succubus. Worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Which I'd probly be creeped out about but she's got big boobs so I'm down. I had two opinions about this post until I read that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, molarbear said: I had two opinions about this post until I read that I'm curious to know your opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 8 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I'm curious to know your opinions. It was a joke about how dude's think with both heads and I was implying that the wrong head's thought was prevailing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, molarbear said: It was a joke about how dude's think with both heads and I was implying that the wrong head's thought was prevailing I mean you right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Don't dip your pen in company ink. The saying I’ve used is “don’t shit where you eat”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: I mean you right. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: He needs to write out a contract. Follow the Golden God's plan. Write a contract. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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