Today was freakin weird.

[GuyBeardmane]

Lady who sits near me at work asks my name today, and I tell her and she says she has a brother with the same name.  As conversation goes find out she has two more brothers, a second who shares a name with me and the third whose name rhymes with my last name.  Find out she's five days older than I am, and basically at that point she started saying we were soulmates.  Which I'd probly be creeped out about but she's got big boobs so I'm down.

I need to get laid.

[Sawdamizer]

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

[GuyBeardmane]

Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

She was hired as seasonal.  Who knows if she'll be around in two weeks?

I mean you're right, I should have learned my lesson from before, but also any port in the storm.

[panic]

Probably a succubus.

[GuyBeardmane]

42 minutes ago, panic said:

Probably a succubus.

Worth.

[molarbear]

4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

  Which I'd probly be creeped out about but she's got big boobs so I'm down.

 

I had two opinions about this post until I read that

[GuyBeardmane]

7 hours ago, molarbear said:

I had two opinions about this post until I read that

I'm curious to know your opinions.

[molarbear]

8 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I'm curious to know your opinions.

It was a joke about how dude's think with both heads and I was implying that the wrong head's thought was prevailing

 

[GuyBeardmane]

1 minute ago, molarbear said:

It was a joke about how dude's think with both heads and I was implying that the wrong head's thought was prevailing

 

I mean you right.

[Tengu]

20 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

The saying I’ve used is “don’t shit where you eat”.

 

[molarbear]

Just now, GuyBeardmane said:

I mean you right.

 

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

 

He needs to write out a contract. Follow the Golden God's plan. Write a contract.

[midnight]