schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Quick! open your mouth and partake of my golden deluge! Make haste hitherto as to not let me not pee my pants. I believe in you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 no I;m not doing anything like that. just use your Chaos god powers to evacuate your bladder. I don't know why you insist on doing things like a damn muggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 14 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: no I;m not doing anything like that. just use your Chaos god powers to evacuate your bladder. I don't know why you insist on doing things like a damn muggle Stop kink shaming me! >.< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 My best friend was in town with his 2 yr old this week He's learning to be potty trained so when we were in the backyard he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and he told him to just whip it out and go later that day we were at walmart and he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and my friend's all "hang on we'll go to the bathroom" his son proceeded to just whip it out and pee right there in the aisle I was honestly laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: My best friend was in town with his 2 yr old this week He's learning to be potty trained so when we were in the backyard he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and he told him to just whip it out and go later that day we were at walmart and he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and my friend's all "hang on we'll go to the bathroom" his son proceeded to just whip it out and pee right there in the aisle I was honestly laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die Every group of friends should have one friend who is the designated human urinal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 15 hours ago, molarbear said: My best friend was in town with his 2 yr old this week He's learning to be potty trained so when we were in the backyard he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and he told him to just whip it out and go later that day we were at walmart and he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and my friend's all "hang on we'll go to the bathroom" his son proceeded to just whip it out and pee right there in the aisle I was honestly laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die I guess the kid doesn't yet know what "hang on" means. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 It's not a golden shower, if you're peeing into someone's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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