Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Here's what happened, I ended up sitting in the passenger seat because I ordered an Uber pool and he was taking two passengers in the back too, but there's really supposed to be a 2 rider mad limit I thought. Anyway, we're about 10 minutes away from my job and we come to a traffic light, and he peaks over and starts looking at the UEMB thread I'm gleaning, and he's looking closely like reading everything, and I tell him that this how I pick up girls and he goes on a jovial rant about, "F--# outta here, ain't gonna be no "giggle chills" with me" etc etc etc, so bas8cally he tried to make me look like a beta male in front of those fine backseat female passengers, likely 22 year old cougars, and it got me agitated because I wanted to set things straight and oppose him, but I also needed to get to work so there that's what happened 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 If 22 year olds are cougars, then you'd better stock up on Viagra, grandpa. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 you're an idiot. I'd kick you out of my car too. but going down the highway not stopped at a light 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 You’re a fucking idiot. As someone who does this: I would’ve kicked your ass out of my car, too. I wouldn’t have waited for a light, either. I would’ve pulled right the hell over, ended your ride, and kicked you the fuck out. That report would be sent up so fast, the heat on my tires from leaving wouldn’t even dissipate. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 47 minutes ago, mthor said: If 22 year olds are cougars, then you'd better stock up on Viagra, grandpa. That makes no sense, I'm young and beautiful... forever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you're an idiot. I'd kick you out of my car too. but going down the highway not stopped at a light What's my crime? Because I'm loving her? Because I'm thinking... ofing her? 👨👩👦👦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You’re a fucking idiot. As someone who does this: I would’ve kicked your ass out of my car, too. I wouldn’t have waited for a light, either. I would’ve pulled right the hell over, ended your ride, and kicked you the fuck out. That report would be sent up so fast, the heat on my tires from leaving wouldn’t even dissipate. Kicked me out for looking at my phone? Also, if you or the Uber driver actually tried to pull that on me, we'd have the highway police arriving at a vehicle with an unconscious driver slumped over the wheel!! 🐻😐💪😏💏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 it's just fucking creepy. if I have to explain that to you then I stand by my conviction that you are an idiot 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Why can't people read? Zeni never said he got kicked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: it's just fucking creepy. if I have to explain that to you then I stand by my conviction that you are an idiot Creepy? So in 2007 it wasn't creepy, but now it's creepy. It was never creepy. Let a young man fall in love and have procreative sex already Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: alright. I win. 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Kicked me out for looking at my phone? Also, if you or the Uber driver actually tried to pull that on me, we'd have the highway police arriving at a vehicle with an unconscious driver slumped over the wheel!! 🐻😐💪😏💏 2 things here: I’m not explaining why you were creeping out the other riders. If you don’t understand that, then you’re a fucking idiot. Period. 2. You’re in a car with other people. Not the time to be on your bullshit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: 2 things here: I’m not explaining why you were creeping out the other riders. If you don’t understand that, then you’re a fucking idiot. Period. 2. You’re in a car with other people. Not the time to be on your bullshit. They weren't creeped out at all. When I got in the car, they were oogling the shit out of me. Also, I didn't even say a word while I was on my OKC messaging adventures. 😏 All I can gather is that the Uber driver got insanely jealous of the moves I was making and he wanted to try to stop my flow by putting a false image out to the backseat female passengers and, rather than expose him and knock him out, I did the chill alpha thing and just let him complete my ride and let the backseat biddies decide for themselves, perhaps they were too dumb to know the truth or perhaps I turned them into daily Uber regulars so they can someday see me again, who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 https://www.uber.com/legal/community-guidelines/us-en/ Passenger rules meaning youH Here are some reasons why you could lose access to Uber as a rider: Physical contact with the driver or fellow riders. As our community guidelines make clear, you shouldn’t touch or flirt with other people in the car. Use of inappropriate and abusive language or gestures.For example, asking overly personal questions, using verbal threats, and making comments or gestures that are aggressive, sexual, discriminatory, or disrespectful. So I suggest you behave Mr benchwarrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Here’s the real story; he made all this shit up. O”Mega” Man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: They weren't creeped out at all. When I got in the car, they were oogling the shit out of me. Also, I didn't even say a word while I was on my OKC messaging adventures. 😏 All I can gather is that the Uber driver got insanely jealous of the moves I was making and he wanted to try to stop my flow by putting a false image out to the backseat female passengers and, rather than expose him and knock him out, I did the chill alpha thing and just let him complete my ride and let the backseat biddies decide for themselves, perhaps they were too dumb to know the truth or perhaps I turned them into daily Uber regulars so they can someday see me again, who knows BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. There's not a single word in those run-on sentences that is true. Minus the prepositions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I also think its made up but its still funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 It’s funny in a sad way. Dude tries too hard to be liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: That makes no sense, I'm young and beautiful... forever... You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, mthor said: You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill. Its like when Peter called lois fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Being dumpy and rapidly sliding out of middle aged makes me a highly qualified judge of those qualities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Zeni in this thread 🤥🤥🤥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Hm ok that didnt go well...the emoji nose is growing heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I also think its made up but its still funneh I just wonder....Does Zeni make this shit up just to troll us or does he actually think we'll believe him and think he's cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 The funniest thing is that everything I say actually happens and you guys are making me out to be some crazed weirdo who needs to be tazed because the alpha levels I'm displaying are far ahead of my time. I'll never get restrained dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 55 minutes ago, mthor said: You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill. Smh. Middle aged is like 42, and I'll still be a beastly alpha male checking out legal age teens by then... and kissing them too, on the lips 👨👩👦👦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Zeni, what’s your stats? Height and weight? And don’t lie. You have pictures all over this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. There's not a single word in those run-on sentences that is true. Minus the prepositions. If they were creeped out, they need to see a therapist. Girls are literally crazy these days if that stuff creeps them out. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: If they were creeped out, they need to see a therapist. Girls are literally crazy these days if that stuff creeps them out. 🤦♂️ People like you creep them out. Seriously. You look like the creepy love child Richard Ramirez and Cher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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