SwimModSponges Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 One of them wears a giant orange ball, the other wears a giant purple ball. Somebody asks them, "what are you supposed to be?" The orange one says "I'm an orange." "Oh, so you're a grape?" "No, I'm a purple." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I was thinking i'd wear Edward Scissorhands-gloves with a t-shirt that says "Free Handjobs" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: One of them wears a giant orange ball, the other wears a giant purple ball. Somebody asks them, "what are you supposed to be?" The orange one says "I'm an orange." "Oh, so you're a grape?" "No, I'm a purple." No...both go as red balls...then when people ask “oh what are you supposed to be?” Then can say... ”we’re engaged in a game of smear the queer” then proceed to run into the person asking the question repeatedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Oh how about interracial couples... have the white person go as a “+” have the other ethnic partner go as a “-“ then when people ask what are you supposed to be the white person says “oh I’m positive” then when the person asks “oh you must be negative” they can say ”no I’m a minority” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: I was thinking i'd wear Edward Scissorhands-gloves with a t-shirt that says "Free Handjobs" yes. please. PLEASE do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 You've done Monarch and Dr Gf by now right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 Not yet, but i would love to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 LB and I like to fuck with people quite often...he has this shirt with the pyramids on it that says “slavery gets shit done” on it....and I have a shirt with the pilsbury dough boy on it dresses as hitler doing the salute that says “white flour” on it....we were them together....for all the looks....it’s funny as fuck... so he and I were discussing couples costumes and we came up with this. He...goes shirtless with torn pants i go as a naval captain holding a sign that says “Tour the new Americas! Free boat rides” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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