//> i am now writing a FedEx manual ./

[//>wagz./]

//> and its paid overtime too , it explains all the ins and outs with the howto and don'ts ./

[RainyDayJizz#35]

I'm sorry but it's impossible for this to fuel a discussion. I can't imagine something so boring. Fuck, I need to buy groceries.

[Clu]

Don't forget the section that focuses on spending company time on internet message forums.

[scoobdog]

3 minutes ago, Clu said:

Don't forget the section that focuses on spending company time on internet message forums.

Lol.  No one needs to know how to be on an internet message board during a conference call.  That's the advanced option.

[Clu]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Lol.  No one needs to know how to be on an internet message board during a conference call.  That's the advanced option.

I'm salary... That's in the appendix.

[scoobdog]

Just now, Clu said:

I'm salary... That's in the appendix.

Ah.  I always get bored before the appendices.

[Clu]

Just now, scoobdog said:

Ah.  I always get bored before the appendices.

There's a super fun scatterplot in there about how often I crop dust my subordinates

[scoobdog]

Just now, Clu said:

There's a super fun scatterplot in there about how often I crop dust my subordinates

I am truly envious.

Seriously, have you ever tried to crop dust construction workers?  It turns into the bean scene from Blazing Saddles.

[Clu]

Just now, scoobdog said:

I am truly envious.

Seriously, have you ever tried to crop dust construction workers?  It turns into the bean scene from Blazing Saddles.

Not on purpose.

[discolé monade]

i've written a few training manuals. and lesson plans. 

boring af. 

and i didn't get overtime. 

have fun stormin' the castle. 

 

[CAC]

Make sure your put hidden in there how to get past the work internet blocks to look at porn. Very important.