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I swear, I'd off myself if it meant being close to retirement age without a spouse and friends and the only outlet is a dying Chinese cartoon forum where you're very unpopular . . .

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45 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I swear, I'd off myself if it meant being close to retirement age without a spouse and friends and the only outlet is a dying Chinese cartoon forum where you're very unpopular . . .

Good thing I'm not in that position.

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20 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I had this convo with my psychiatrist 

P:Do you have thoughts if harming or killing anyone?

Me: no

P: Not even Donald Trump?

 

And this was 2015!

Maybe the shrink is fishing for a hit man.

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1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

I swear, I'd off myself if it meant being close to retirement age without a spouse and friends and the only outlet is a dying Chinese cartoon forum where you're very unpopular . . .

Would the children you eye raped on the wall make things better?

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2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

I had this convo with my psychiatrist 

P:Do you have thoughts if harming or killing anyone?

Me: no

P: Not even Donald Trump?

 

And this was 2015!

Shrink: (thinks to himself) "Damn, that post-hypnotic suggestion to kill Trump must not have taken."

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