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4 hours ago, Vamped said:

Im too afraid that I would have to fart and then I would be too busy thinking about not farting. 

but that's the point of this thread. 

fart..and be happy. 

some folks pay good money for that. xD

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14 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

but that's the point of this thread. 

fart..and be happy. 

some folks pay good money for that. xD

I think the correct thing to do would be to ask the person, "Hey, you mind if I fart while I'm sitting here?"

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*doesn't read thread except for the title*

Reminds me of a scene in XvAvP: Rogue was kidnapped by the aliens and when we show up to rescue her she has a pile of dead facehuggers next to her. They werent able to lay eggs in her chest because she drained their lifeforce as soon as they touched her. Only thing is, she abzorbed their instincts too, si when we free her she says she needs to sit on somebody's face.

Deadpool volunteers to jump on that grenade.

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5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

*doesn't read thread except for the title*

Reminds me of a scene in XvAvP: Rogue was kidnapped by the aliens and when we show up to rescue her she has a pile of dead facehuggers next to her. They werent able to lay eggs in her chest because she drained their lifeforce as soon as they touched her. Only thing is, she abzorbed their instincts too, si when we free her she says she needs to sit on somebody's face.

Deadpool volunteers to jump on that grenade.

is this your fanfic?

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LOL, the first rule on tinder for dudes is to swipe right on everyone and prey on the loneliest bitches who take the bait.

Super lol at her using her Easter pic on tinder....Like that's the only day she didn't look like she had the fucking mumps with all that fucking makeup on

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LOL, the first rule on tinder for dudes is to swipe right on everyone and prey on the loneliest bitches who take the bait.

Super lol at her using her Easter pic on tinder....Like that's the only day she didn't look like she had the fucking mumps with all that fucking makeup on

Posted
Just now, cyberbully said:

well that's just fanfuckintastic. Why can't I delete my own fucking posts

I think Pat(?) turned off post deletion because there was no other way to stop people from deleting their own threads regardless of replies.

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