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6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Took me a while to get it. I was like, "hey, that's not That_One_guy, who is that? Looks like a nascar driver. And he has no match? Oh.... that's Dale Earnhardt Sr. and his match is a brick wall." :|

Meanwhile, the South has just drafted a new Articles of Seccession

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7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Took me a while to get it. I was like, "hey, that's not That_One_guy, who is that? Looks like a nascar driver. And he has no match? Oh.... that's Dale Earnhardt Sr. and his match is a brick wall." :|

I did say sorry :D

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

AW HAYLE NAW CLEETUS! HOLD MAH SISTER! LETS GET THIS SUMBITCH

An armada of beat up Chevy pickups with half naked crack whores and skinny white dudes is on its way.

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I mean, was the wall Dale Earnheardt crashed into even brick? Do they have brick walls at race tracks? What are those walls made out of? Is brick the only feasible type of material for a wall at a race track?

As you can see, I know absolutely nothing about walls. :|

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

An armada of beat up Chevy pickups with half naked crack whores and skinny white dudes is on its way.

QUICK! Pass out the MAGA hats! They'll never know the difference

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

I love dead people jokes in general

Who doesn't?

This is one of my favorites:

What did Sherman say to the Southern Belle at the barbecue?

....

Nothing, he just flipped her over.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I mean, was the wall Dale Earnheardt crashed into even brick? Do they have brick walls at race tracks? What are those walls made out of? Is brick the only feasible type of material for a wall at a race track?

As you can see, I know absolutely nothing about walls. :|

Technically it was a concrete wall but ehhhh

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