mumbo Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 all of the allegories of hell on earth with the flames of hell and demon hordes fighting gods angels during the apocalypse. theres got to be story after story of satans works and victories along the path back to hell. god probably saved some repenters too to scar satan. kill them with kindness. candle lit conspiracies that get kings to murder and the law to go insane would take the night over, cities crumble from crimes, tormented souls haunted with hatred, insanity, and evil leaving innocent people's every day lives in ruins and turmoil. and the angels victories? they musta won a battle er two, amirte? michael, shooting lightning bolts from heaven, or plagues eliminating hordes of millions... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Dude, I can't read all of that, but most of the Bible is fairy tales Noah's Ark, The Tower of Babel, come on now let's get real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 It's amusing how many humans hold on to a need for opposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, CAC said: fake news real olds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 The only real bible is Catcher in the Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 The book of Eve was removed from the bible. Shame, because it discussed eating semen as communion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 18 hours ago, CactusLove said: all of the allegories of hell on earth with the flames of hell and demon hordes fighting gods angels during the apocalypse. theres got to be story after story of satans works and victories along the path back to hell. god probably saved some repenters too to scar satan. kill them with kindness. candle lit conspiracies that get kings to murder and the law to go insane would take the night over, cities crumble from crimes, tormented souls haunted with hatred, insanity, and evil leaving innocent people's every day lives in ruins and turmoil. and the angels victories? they musta won a battle er two, amirte? michael, shooting lightning bolts from heaven, or plagues eliminating hordes of millions... There should have been an eleventh commandment. "If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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