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Posted
7 hours ago, Lasty said:

Seriously, you have to treat yourself.

looks it up

see's that it has coffee in it

makes mental note in head that I will never eat said object

Posted
2 hours ago, molarbear said:

looks it up

see's that it has coffee in it

makes mental note in head that I will never eat said object

Lol, no caffeine for you too? Or are you one of those people that never messed with coffee?

Posted
3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Lol, no caffeine for you too? Or are you one of those people that never messed with coffee?

I just cannot stand coffee

it taste like what I imagine sweaty balls taste like after 12 hour day in a non climate controlled building

Posted
14 hours ago, molarbear said:

looks it up

see's that it has coffee in it

makes mental note in head that I will never eat said object

How can you not like coffee? Are you even human? 

Posted
13 hours ago, molarbear said:

I just cannot stand coffee

it taste like what I imagine sweaty balls taste like after 12 hour day in a non climate controlled building

What kind of coffee have you tried?

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Posted
18 hours ago, CAC said:

well, maybe you...

I'm pretty sure this is as close to an objectively amazing dessert that can exist. 

Posted
14 hours ago, molarbear said:

I just cannot stand coffee

it taste like what I imagine sweaty balls taste like after 12 hour day in a non climate controlled building

You, sir, have never had real, like, actual coffee.  Come to Portland and get a mocha...

Posted
1 hour ago, SorceressPol said:

What kind of coffee have you tried?

The hot kind, the kind that kind of looks like a slushy but still taste like coffee even though your friend's wife swears up and down it doesn't....

I think that sums up my coffee experiences

Posted
10 minutes ago, Lasty said:

You, sir, have never had real, like, actual coffee.  Come to Portland and get a mocha...

Dude if I ever go to Portland coffee is going to be the last thing on my mind

 

Posted
51 minutes ago, Lasty said:

I'm pretty sure this is as close to an objectively amazing dessert that can exist. 

Don't think so...

Posted
1 hour ago, molarbear said:

Dude if I ever go to Portland coffee is going to be the last thing on my mind

 

You're missing out, is all I'm saying. Good coffee exists, man.

Posted
6 hours ago, Lasty said:

You're missing out, is all I'm saying. Good coffee exists, man.

I'm not saying good coffee doesn't exist, I'm just saying I won't like it

It's kind of like when I tell people I don't like mushrooms... you can coat them in gold and I still won't get within 10 feet of them

Posted
5 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'm not saying good coffee doesn't exist, I'm just saying I won't like it

It's kind of like when I tell people I don't like mushrooms... you can coat them in gold and I still won't get within 10 feet of them

Look I get not liking it, but if it tastes like sweaty balls, that is shitty coffee.

Posted
12 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'm not saying good coffee doesn't exist, I'm just saying I won't like it

It's kind of like when I tell people I don't like mushrooms... you can coat them in gold and I still won't get within 10 feet of them

I think you've just never tried good coffee before and that you might like it if you tried it. I used to hate pickles, but then I tried a real pickle at a real cafe and it was amazing! Now the thing I say I is that I can't stand fast food pickles. I let one set of bad experiences define my pickle stance for a long time and I missed out on a lot of good pickle times.

Posted
1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

You can just get one at Starbucks; ask for a vanilla bean frappuccino with a shot of espresso poured over the top. Voila.

Starbucks is no bueno.

Posted
24 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Starbucks is no bueno.

I dare you to try it. You'll end up having to admit you enjoy something from a mega corporation.

Posted
Just now, bnmjy said:

I dare you to try it. You'll end up having to admit you enjoy something from a mega corporation.

It's not about enjoying or not enjoying; it's about spending my money someplace my conscience is okay with.

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