death_by_motorboat Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 this "date" of mine left a bunch of bottles; of ambien, xanax, penicillin, and ultram here once. man i miss when im going strong because i can score steady when i have the confidence. guess what all those pills were for?
DragonSinger Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbo13 said: this "date" of mine left a bunch of bottles; of ambien, xanax, penicillin, and ultram here once. man i miss when im going strong because i can score steady when i have the confidence. guess what all those pills were for? To treat the STD you gave her and make sex with you less shitty. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: To treat the STD you gave her and make sex with you less shitty. all the more hilarious, i was the risk taker. her ER visit that landed her all of those scripts was for the worse rotten, set of broken, black teeth i have ever seen. you understand the shock value of those teeth right? teeth of the living fucking dead. they should have their own following... people would be like, "YO LOOK AT DOSE FUCKIN TEEF" Edited May 31, 2018 by mumbo13
DragonSinger Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: all the more hilarious, i was the risk taker. her ER visit that landed her all of those scripts was for the worse rotten, set of broken, black teeth i have ever seen. you understand the shock value of those teeth right? teeth of the living fucking dead. they should have their own following... people would be like, "YO LOOK AT DOSE FUCKIN TEEF" I'm sure that having you by her side was a confidence builder. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: I'm sure that having you by her side was a confidence builder. well on that note we stayed together for about 4 months and i told her i couldnt feel for her anymore, because it becamse more annoying to be around her than to be alone. she was married before with two adult kids. im telling you i was getting played anyway. it becomes about love and im not falling in love again anytime soon.
NaBarney Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 I'm on my slambien and I can't wake up, oh help get me out of this shadowy dreamworld I just want to go home 1
scoobdog Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 4 hours ago, SorceressPol said: To treat the STD you gave her and make sex with you less shitty. Ordinarily, this would be a clean kill shot. But not with Mumbo.
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Ordinarily, this would be a clean kill shot. But not with Mumbo. That's to be expected since Mumbo has no shame about being creepier than Zeni.
1938 Packard Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 9 hours ago, mumbo13 said: this "date" of mine left a bunch of bottles; of ambien, xanax, penicillin, and ultram here once. man i miss when im going strong because i can score steady when i have the confidence. guess what all those pills were for? Did she resemble Bruce Jenner, pre-op?
AstroCreep Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 I must be a freak of nature, I get boners at the most uncomfortable times. Like, all the time.
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