Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 PLEASE!!! They've been looking for that shet for years in that mountain range in Turkey. It's just a fairy tale, like God's gonna really commit a mass genocide over the people he created, like do you really think God behaves like some angsty teen who got stood up by her male love interest if he does indeed exist? Please... Let's get real here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 I've seen the latest reports about that, and it's not a boat, its just a mountain feature that looks like a boat. Tell her she's wrong. Tell her I said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 It's america's largest waterpark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: It's america's largest waterpark. That just gave me an idea for a horror movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Yeah. It is a fairy tale. Just like a woman who will have sex with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yeah. It is a fairy tale. Just like a woman who will have sex with you. I guess you didn't hear about my two month vacation around the world that I just came back from when I was having sex with hot, foreign women every night, and sometimes all day long (sight seeing does cut into sex time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 I think every religion has a story about a great flood, so it must be a very old story. The Noah's Ark story is probably about a dude that crammed as much livestock as he could on the biggest boat he could build and made it to safe land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: PLEASE!!! They've been looking for that shet for years in that mountain range in Turkey. It's just a fairy tale, like God's gonna really commit a mass genocide over the people he created, like do you really think God behaves like some angsty teen who got stood up by her male love interest if he does indeed exist? Please... Let's get real here... they said they found a piece of it in some "believe it you want" archaeological media hype, probably like 2011ish? same thing with the shroud of turin, and id say at least a few others, like dead sea scrolls being actual edits of the torah, grave sites and places that are believed to be holy, and believers of the holy grail or ark of the covenant. all "believe it you want" archaeological media hype style news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 *falls asleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I guess you didn't hear about my two month vacation around the world that I just came back from when I was having sex with hot, foreign women every night, and sometimes all day long (sight seeing does cut into sex time). Oh no. I know ALL ABOUT that 2 month forced vacation you had. Trust me. I know that yarn you spun is bullshit, too. Especially on a TAs salary. I know you’re full of shit, so I treat you accordingly. Get used to it. I wonder how much you spent on lotion and tissues..... Edited May 27, 2018 by lupin_bebop 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 20 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think every religion has a story about a great flood, so it must be a very old story. The Noah's Ark story is probably about a dude that crammed as much livestock as he could on the biggest boat he could build and made it to safe land. Its because of all the aquatic fossils hanging around in rocks the world over. Folks be on a mountain and see a fish sticking out of the rock, say "shit, must have been one hell of a flood." Talks to a guy on some other far away mountain; dude got fish up there too. Well goddamn. Global flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 On 5/25/2018 at 11:37 PM, Zenigundam said: PLEASE!!! They've been looking for that shet for years in that mountain range in Turkey. It's just a fairy tale, like God's gonna really commit a mass genocide over the people he created, like do you really think God behaves like some angsty teen who got stood up by her male love interest if he does indeed exist? Please... Let's get real here... The only fairytale here is that you've ever been laid. Sock puppets and stuffed tigers aren't women, Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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