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5 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

have you ever tried to shove something into your dickhole?

The first time I masturbated to climax I had no idea what "came out" so I took the nozzle off the lotion and put it in my dickhole hoping to harvest that feeling by pumping the spigot.....I had never seen a porno before I discovered myself.....Just playboys, so I had no idea that I could skeet.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You don't think this in the pic is a little too low-tech looking to pass for a cartoon that would be on TV?

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Oh, well I mean they had instruction manuals....Even though it looked like shit on my TV, the pics in the manuals and Nintendo Power gave you a different outlook on it.

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Just now, cyberbully said:

Oh, well I mean they had instruction manuals....Even though it looked like shit on my TV, the pics in the manuals and Nintendo Power gave you a different outlook on it.

Yeah, I can see your point. I think there were enemies in the Castlevania II booklet that I just didn't plain recognize from the game, even though I saw my brother play through the whole thing (as in the ambiguous sprite used in the game doesn't exactly resemble the awesome detail in the booklet).

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6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Yeah, I can see your point. I think there were enemies in the Castlevania II booklet that I just didn't plain recognize from the game, even though I saw my brother play through the whole thing (as in the ambiguous sprite used in the game doesn't exactly resemble the awesome detail in the booklet).

I think the original Zelda booklet had custom art next to the sprites so you were like "Oh, that shitty thing looks awesome....If only 8bit graphics didn't suck ass"

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Favorite King of the Hill character, and why?

(I am watching King of the Hill right now)

That's tough because I hate all of them.....Luanne I guess because she honestly tried to be her best despite being a moron.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Dang, I didn't see that coming. Not your pick for LuAnne, but that you hate them all. Not a fan of the show?

I actually like the show....I just hate everyone on it....Which I guess is why I like the show.....I'm not well

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Meeting....Eh, mayby 3 or 4

Told her I loved her.....I wanna say never, but I used to drink a lot

Talked about getting married.....Well, I mean there was the initial inquiry, but I was shitfaced at that time....I mean my proposal was a dick pic.

Commitment was never an issue.....I don't even ask RL bitches for that.

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Just now, wacky1980 said:

i think it does. if i'm at the old glory hole and someone jerks me out and i'm happy about it, only to find out after the fact that it's some narwhal-looking mf, that's different than me stroking it to a narwhal.

Why would you stick around long enough to see who is behind the GH?

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Just now, Derackthehunter said:

Why would you stick around long enough to see who is behind the GH?

in this scenario, i'm thinking it would play out like one of those weird japanese gameshows. you finish, bend over to pull up the old knickeroos, and the wall flies up into the fly gallery to expose you to your mistake.

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