Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 texted her about an emergency and needed her to meet up with her immediately. But then I asked her to show me the text and she froze up before getting defensive. #exposed #cantdodgetherodge #lonewolfalphamalewarriorwiththescoop 🦊🦊🦊 1
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 I'm hip to your games, baby. Now sit down and finish your meal. Btw, we're splitting the bill. 💪
Misaka Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 STFU zeni no one cares about your imaginary girlfriend 2
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 She's not my girlfriend yet lol. It was a first date, don't be such a weirdddo. 😳
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: You shouldn't hassle the counter staff at McDonald's when they're on a meal break. You can talk to cute girls all over the place. I do it while I'm waiting on line at stores all the time. But no, this was an OkCupid date.
Ginguy Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 The only date Zeni has is with a warrant squad, and even they are standing him up.... 1
Misaka Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 48 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's not my girlfriend yet lol. It was a first date, don't be such a weirdddo. 😳 Wait you're actually admitting it's imaginary?
Hornshire Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 So why is it that you are so proud of the "fact" that girls you're dating want to break it off as soon as possible? 2
Ho Chi Sock Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Misaka said: STFU zeni no one cares about your imaginary girlfriend She's real to him, dammit.
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Kweerie said: So why is it that you are so proud of the "fact" that girls you're dating want to break it off as soon as possible? It's not them, it's me. They want me badly, but I'm not in the mood for that kinda long term commitment. ... You'll understand someday.
Clu Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Write a book man. "Word tracks : Taking what's yours" or something like that.
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 28 minutes ago, Clu said: Write a book man. "Word tracks : Taking what's yours" or something like that. Why did she even think she could fool me?
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 28 minutes ago, Clu said: Write a book man. "Word tracks : Taking what's yours" or something like that. What's wrong with her?
NaBarney Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Zenigundam said: #cantdodgetherodge I'm calling the police
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 You guys need to stop making fun of Zeni's imaginary girl friend thats not nice. However his claim of being an Alpha is infact worthy of scrutiny and therefore requires additional mockery.
Misaka Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Jaquio said: She's real to him, dammit. Him fucking air isn't good The air doesn't deserve that kind of abuse
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Misaka said: Him fucking air isn't good The air doesn't deserve that kind of abuse He should find a pillow?
Misaka Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: He should find a pillow? more like a cement cylinder
naraku360 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 So, you're saying she wanted to get away from you?
death_by_motorboat Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 17 hours ago, Zenigundam said: texted her about an emergency and needed her to meet up with her immediately. But then I asked her to show me the text and she froze up before getting defensive. #exposed #cantdodgetherodge #lonewolfalphamalewarriorwiththescoop 🦊🦊🦊 can you try to just explain what you want us to know and can the fucking showing off. what the fuck are you telling me? i honestly dont even know. is it supposed to be that you think she deleted your text without answering it on purpose and now you dont trust her? is that the fucking message? im having a hard time understanding what about this message is supposed to rub off? can you speak like a civilized human and just tell us what the fuck you are saying, like every other fucking user? are you fucking able to?
Clu Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: can you try to just explain what you want us to know and can the fucking showing off. what the fuck are you telling me? i honestly dont even know. is it supposed to be that you think she deleted your text without answering it on purpose and now you dont trust her? is that the fucking message? im having a hard time understanding what about this message is supposed to rub off? can you speak like a civilized human and just tell us what the fuck you are saying, like every other fucking user? are you fucking able to?
scoobdog Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 I'm surprised she didn't just murder you to keep her deceit safe. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) oh shit, sorry i forgot to put the title in the body. so now i know what your talking about after a re-read. ok so what she had a text she didnt want to show you, and NOW you dont trust her... sorry ok umm, if she dont want you she dont want you. first date isnt a place to demand to read someone's text library i would find that very weird Edited March 5, 2018 by mumbojummie13
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I'm surprised she didn't just murder you to keep her deceit safe. Her deceit would have made her very guilty in the judge's eyes. 🐮
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 43 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: oh shit, sorry i forgot to put the title in the body. so now i know what your talking about after a re-read. ok so what she had a text she didnt want to show you, and NOW you dont trust her... sorry ok umm, if she dont want you she dont want you. first date isnt a place to demand to read someone's text library i would find that very weird Please stop drinking. She owes me an explanation, and hopefully it isn't that she plans on cheating on me!! 🦁
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Please stop drinking. She owes me an explanation, and hopefully it isn't that she plans on cheating on me!! 🦁 I thought she wasn't your girlfriend yet because it was just a first date. How could she "cheat" on you if you haven't agreed to be exclusive yet?
scoobdog Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Her deceit would have made her very guilty in the judge's eyes. 🐮 I think OKCupid has the justice system in their pocket, man. You were lucky to escape with your life.
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I thought she wasn't your girlfriend yet because it was just a first date. How could she "cheat" on you if you haven't agreed to be exclusive yet? We were exclusive. Whether she wanted to try and break the exclusivity of our relationship just to make me get mad and punch walls and throw things around her apartment is another matter!!! 💪💪💪 Edited March 5, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I think OKCupid has the justice system in their pocket, man. You were lucky to escape with your life. OkCupid ain't sheeeeit, just a bunch of weak betas, all of whom I would truck!! 🏈
scoobdog Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 It's not OKCupid you need to worry about. It's their assassination squad.....
Ho Chi Sock Posted March 6, 2018 Posted March 6, 2018 13 hours ago, Misaka said: more like a cement cylinder I was thinking of something more along the lines of a meat grinder, but he's much too small for that. An egg beater maybe?
Misaka Posted March 6, 2018 Posted March 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Jaquio said: I was thinking of something more along the lines of a meat grinder, but he's much too small for that. An egg beater maybe? Just get the meat cleaver
Ho Chi Sock Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 15 hours ago, Misaka said: Just get the meat cleaver Either way, he would be left physically and emotionally scarred, and isn't that what everyone wants?
Dark_Chii Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 On 3/4/2018 at 8:10 PM, Zenigundam said: texted her about an emergency and needed her to meet up with her immediately. But then I asked her to show me the text and she froze up before getting defensive. #exposed #cantdodgetherodge #lonewolfalphamalewarriorwiththescoop 🦊🦊🦊 Saying that her friend had an emergency and that she needed to leave immediately meant that she sensed something wrong/troubling/uncomfortable and felt that she needed to leave. You forcing her to stay just proves to her that her intuition about you was correct and that you are a danger. And seriously, dude. Forcing someone to stay is terrifying as sh*t and wrong. Don't be a predator.
Dark_Chii Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 On 3/5/2018 at 2:40 PM, Zenigundam said: me get mad and punch walls and throw things around her apartment is another matter!!! 💪💪💪 And that's why she should run.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2018 Author Posted March 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dark_Chii said: Saying that her friend had an emergency and that she needed to leave immediately meant that she sensed something wrong/troubling/uncomfortable and felt that she needed to leave. You forcing her to stay just proves to her that her intuition about you was correct and that you are a danger. And seriously, dude. Forcing someone to stay is terrifying as sh*t and wrong. Don't be a predator. Haha when did I force her to stay? I just demanded that she show me the text because I didn't quite believe her!!! 🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️
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