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I just got my tax return, and (of course) I'm planning on using some of it to stock up on balloons. Last time I bought balloons, I decided to be adventurous and get some 24 inch Tuftex instead of just my usual 16 inch Qualatex. The results were absolutely fantastic! Getting some 24 inchers was by far the best balloony thing I've done in years! This time, however, I'm wondering if I should go even bigger. Tuftex has a 36 inch balloon that looks cuddly as fuck and Cattex has a 36 inch longneck balloon that is super sexy. Part of me wants to get some of those, but another part of me worries that 36 inchers might be way too big to really enjoy. This is quite the dilemma.

To buy 36 inchers, or not to buy 36 inchers: that is the question. :|

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1 hour ago, fuggnificent said:

see how am i suppose to write balloon erotica? this reads like a car repair manual to me!

It's actually not as complicated as it first sounds.

Tuftex, Qualatex, and Cattex are just balloon brands.

The numbers (16 inch, 24 inch, 36 inch) are just the diameter of the balloons when they are properly inflated.

And a longneck balloon is just a balloon with a long neck (the more cylindrical part that sticks out from the bulb).

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