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2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

I had a steak, a potato, and a cabbage roll and then I set a church on fire   started drinking >.>

YAAAS! Happy VDay, Molar!! <3333

YUM

Similar to my dinner! :o

replace cabbage roll with salad.

Plus I made a chocolate cake <___<

And may be drinking champz.

 

wooot

wait.

tell me about the couch on fire.

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13 minutes ago, Mewn said:

YAAAS! Happy VDay, Molar!! <3333

YUM

Similar to my dinner! :o

replace cabbage roll with salad.

Plus I made a chocolate cake <___<

And may be drinking champz.

 

wooot

wait.

tell me about the couch on fire.

I need you to read this very closely and pay attention... you need to take a piece of said chocolate cake and jab it into the ethernet cable... it's probably not going to work but if it somehow sends me the cake that would be awesome!

The couch wasn't set on fire, it's 100% safe and still as fluffy and as ever. 

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15 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I need you to read this very closely and pay attention... you need to take a piece of said chocolate cake and jab it into the ethernet cable... it's probably not going to work but if it somehow sends me the cake that would be awesome!

The couch wasn't set on fire, it's 100% safe and still as fluffy and as ever. 

*SHOVES IT IN THE COMPOOPER* hopefully it gets to you

w0wwww you lied!

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Cake delivery failed on a Cosmic level

The World needs a 911 esque number for Neil deGrasse Tyson for situations like this. 

like "yo dude!  tell us how to send cake through a computer NOOOOOWWWW!"

It's a white lie for comedic purposes, kind of like in the Dodgeball thread where I said my throw was like psionic laser blast

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19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

@molarbear confirmed for Norwegian black metal musician.

nah I just live in the Bible Belt and they built a mega church like a mile away that is one of those "progressive" churches that blast life music so every Sunday and Wednesday the bass is so loud it rattles my house. 

On the plus side sometimes when they start up I can sleep through it and I have dreams that I'm in a Mad Max scenario and they're the war drums playing

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