death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 sometimes when there's a star athlete throwing the ball you have to really be ready for the catch, but other than that its an easy game. i remember throwing a dodgeball across the gym at a jr high school girl when i was 14, it hit her right in the head. funny shit
molarbear Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 34 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: sometimes when there's a star athlete throwing the ball you have to really be ready for the catch, but other than that its an easy game. i remember throwing a dodgeball across the gym at a jr high school girl when i was 14, it hit her right in the head. funny shit I played baseball most my life so I was pretty ok at dodgeball They use to separate the boys from the girls when we played dodgeball except for one time and I got pegged in the nuts so I was pretty angry so when I got a ball again I got a 6 foot crow hop and launched a god damn psionic laser blast at the head of the kid that did it. The only problem was this girl that got hit and was making her way out of the game walked directly into the path of said flaming hurricane of death and her head exploded. ok... so I made the head exploding part up but her glasses flew off and she started crying and I felt really bad 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 God I HATED playing dodgeball in high school P.E. Not because of the cliche "I was a nerd and the jocks always threw their cannonballs at me." But because I threw like a little girl and it was pretty humiliating. Fortunately no one really gave me shit for it, but it still felt humiliating. 1
DragonSinger Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I was extremely good at dodging because my school had too many baseball/softball motherfuckers like Molarbear trying to throw goddamn missiles. The only mercy they showed was hitting the girls on the legs. I did have fun taunting those bastards because I would be the last one standing, and the game couldn't end until I got hit. It was rare for them to succeed, and I would have to throw a ball(I throw like Mariah Carey and people could catch my balls with one hand ) for a new game to start. 1
nameraka Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Misaka said: this is false. i can dodge a wrench i am terrible at dodgeball...
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