Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Valentines day is always bitter sweet because that happens and I know that lots of couples are having a good time.
Opium Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Love ain't all its cracked up to be, Lasty. Can you believe that some girls don't like they ass ate? What kinda love is that? I mean, what kinda *world* is this where girls stoppin boys from eatin they ass? I say we stick to the tequila, fellas. 2
MEXobiologist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 psssshhhh, who even does valentines day besides kiddos and divas?
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, diphenyl oxalate said: Love ain't all its cracked up to be, Lasty. Can you believe that some girls don't like they ass ate? What kinda love is that? I mean, what kinda *world* is this where girls stoppin boys from eatin they ass? I say we stick to the tequila, fellas. Different strokes for different folks...
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said: psssshhhh, who even does valentines day besides kiddos and divas? I dunno. People. Someone has to buy all that candy.
Opium Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, Lasty said: Different strokes for different folks... You tryin to tell me you don't take a bite?? Word up, pal. That's your issue right there. You gonna be alone unless you take chances.
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, diphenyl oxalate said: You tryin to tell me you don't take a bite?? Word up, pal. That's your issue right there. You gonna be alone unless you take chances. What if my own company is superior? What if I'm the very best, like no one ever was; caught myself in a trap, lamenting for what it has cost?
MEXobiologist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lasty said: I dunno. People. Someone has to buy all that candy. can beached whales with rotten teeth count as people tho?
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, MEXobiologist said: can beached whales with rotten teeth count as people tho? Yes
Opium Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Lasty said: What if my own company is superior? What if I'm the very best, like no one ever was; caught myself in a trap, lamenting for what it has cost? If you can eat your own ass more power 2 ya, but don't hate on the loneliness with your tongue firm in the booya. I'm tellin you like it is, like it'll always be, when you can eat your own ass, why not eat the home girls' down the street?
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, diphenyl oxalate said: If you can eat your own ass more power 2 ya, but don't hate on the loneliness with your tongue firm in the booya. I'm tellin you like it is, like it'll always be, when you can eat your own ass, why not eat the home girls' down the street? Butts are where poo comes from... 1
Opium Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, Lasty said: Butts are where poo comes from... Poo comes from the colon, B; everybody knows wiping's the key
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, diphenyl oxalate said: Poo comes from the colon, B; everybody knows wiping's the key Nah, bro. Poop
Opium Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, Lasty said: Nah, bro. Poop You tellin me you wouldn't suck the fart outta the love of your life?
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: psssshhhh, who even does valentines day besides kiddos and divas? i used to buy love tokens for lovers, but i havent been serious about anyone in a long time
MEXobiologist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: i used to buy love tokens for lovers, but i havent been serious about anyone in a long time the fuck is a love token????
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 (edited) i mean little symbols of love, flowers, chocolate, a card that says theyre appreciated... love tokens Edited February 15, 2018 by mumbojummie13
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 27 minutes ago, Lasty said: Different strokes for different folks... thats the wrong attitude. you need to stop the stroking and start dating.
MEXobiologist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: i mean little symbols of love, flowers, chocolate, a card that says theyre appreciated... love tokens you just reminded me that i might be an awful human
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said: you just reminded me that i might be an awful human sometimes i think like that. picture the worst human traits, the ones that shock you, the ones you fear, the ones you see in yourself, the worst of all the people you know or have heard of, and picture them all attached to a cockroach in a beer bottle, and throw it into the ocean in your mind, let the undertow take it away, and picture it get smaller and smaller and disappear. and it dies helplessly in the endless water ahead on its final journey, and all of that negativity goes with it.
MEXobiologist Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: sometimes i think like that. picture the worst human traits, the ones that shock you, the ones you fear, the ones you see in yourself, the worst of all the people you know or have heard of, and picture them all attached to a cockroach in a beer bottle, and throw it into the ocean in your mind, let the undertow take it away, and picture it get smaller and smaller and disappear. and it dies helplessly in the endless water ahead on its final journey, and all of that negativity goes with it. hard pass. 1
TrigunBebop Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 The day after Valentine's Day is the best, though. That's when all the surplus Valentine's Day themed balloons go on clearance.
jackiemarie90 Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Lasty said: Valentines day is always bitter sweet because that happens and I know that lots of couples are having a good time. They say ectasy can mimic the same feeling, but I don't recommend going that route, as it does kill some people. But it's really just a bunch of chemicals that make you think things would be better. Idk
fuggnificent Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 ilove the high of being in love. i can sometimes mimic it when i write romance. 1
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 16 hours ago, diphenyl oxalate said: You tellin me you wouldn't suck the fart outta the love of your life? Yea, this is a different strokes for different folks kind of thing because you're being really obtuse in your assumption that everyone is into the same things sexually. I do not care for butt play, and the woman I wind up with probably won't either.
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 16 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: thats the wrong attitude. you need to stop the stroking and start dating. My path is different than yours. Who are you to tell me what the right attitude is under my unique set of circumstances?
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 16 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: The day after Valentine's Day is the best, though. That's when all the surplus Valentine's Day themed balloons go on clearance. Valentine's day candy is not good. I would go for the balloons too. If I had money or a place to live.
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Lasty said: My path is different than yours. Who are you to tell me what the right attitude is under my unique set of circumstances? i was just saying. if you want people to understand your view on relationships maybe you should start dating.
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: i was just saying. if you want people to understand your view on relationships maybe you should start dating. You know, there are some people who just aren't interested in relationships at all. Maybe I'm on the fence about that? Why is my stance invalid unless I'm in a relationship? That really makes me mad, actually. >____>;
death_by_motorboat Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 wrong. different strokes for different folks is not a winning attitude. you say people get the wrong idea, its bittersweet, and you know others are enjoying themselves. i am helpfully suggesting you try to find more meaning in a real relationship to help you fill that gap. or you could argue 1
Lasty Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 3 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: wrong. different strokes for different folks is not a winning attitude. you say people get the wrong idea, its bittersweet, and you know others are enjoying themselves. i am helpfully suggesting you try to find more meaning in a real relationship to help you fill that gap. or you could argue What a load of B.S. You tried to help and it didn't work because you would know what you were talking about if it were just about anyone else. I appreciate the sentiment if helping is your intent, but I guess I have to figure things out for myself. Not that I was asking for help, really...
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