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Waiting for Bill to come fix my dishwasher


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I swear Bill if u don’t get here soon...

its a big deal bc I can’t get naked or high til he comes by

im sitting in my house fully clothed. Can u imagine??

Posted
2 minutes ago, Cau said:

Yeah, but I still would even if I didn't.

I dun like bein' nakies.

I dun like wear clothes

Posted

Bill Cuthbert?

I went to school with that guy...say hi for me....tell him "those idiots are still looking for the third cow".....he'll know what it means...

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Cau said:

Girl you crazy

I think clothes are crazier. Like they’ll throw you in prison if you don’t wear them. You could be the best person on earth but if you go outside naked it’s like nope that ones gotta go

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12 minutes ago, Mix said:

Bill Cuthbert?

I went to school with that guy...say hi for me....tell him "those idiots are still looking for the third cow".....he'll know what it means...

While the persons referenced in my posts are based on real persons, names may be changed to protect the innocent. 

Bill isnt Bill

my friend Katie who brought her paints over? Not actually a Katie

Posted
1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

Bill is queer.

Nah he’s like 60 and a trump supporter. He’s always nice to me even though he knows I’m trans, but I can tell it’s incredibly awkward for him.

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12 minutes ago, Poof said:

While the persons referenced in my posts are based on real persons, names may be changed to protect the innocent. 

Bill isnt Bill

my friend Katie who brought her paints over? Not actually a Katie

O.o

everything is a lie :|

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Just now, Mix said:

O.o

everything is a lie :|

Or maybe Bill is Bill, Katie is Katie, and this is the lie to retroactively obfuscate identifying information?

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3 hours ago, Poof said:

I swear Bill if u don’t get here soon...

its a big deal bc I can’t get naked or high til he comes by

im sitting in my house fully clothed. Can u imagine??

I can imagine a lot of things

Posted
3 hours ago, Poof said:

I swear Bill if u don’t get here soon...

its a big deal bc I can’t get naked or high til he comes by

im sitting in my house fully clothed. Can u imagine??

 I would never want to imagine Poof with clothes on

how dere you put that thought in my mind 

Posted
12 hours ago, Poof said:

Or maybe Bill is Bill, Katie is Katie, and this is the lie to retroactively obfuscate identifying information?

 

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