mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 there needs to be a shonen series someday where the Protagonist is gay Naruto is EXTREMELY BLATANTLY bisexual but the series ends with him in a hetero marriage so **shrug**
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 there needs to be a shonen series someday where the Protagonist is gay Naruto is EXTREMELY BLATANTLY bisexual but the series ends with him in a hetero marriage so **shrug** I was gonna say just straight up gay, but yeah, we can't deny his attraction to women, either. So yeah, he's pretty much bi. Of course, it's all just nonsensical writing (unconvincing BEST FRIENDS) and/or fan service teasing from Kishimoto. :
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Rofl what was that? MST3K with Madara and Sasuke? YOU ALREADY SAID ALL THIS LAST WEEK!
StarPanda Posted January 15, 2017 Author Posted January 15, 2017 Here we go Uchiha story flashback time
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 How is it Tobi is so hilarious and Madara is so DAMN BORING!?! "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" Oh wait, so Itachi was given the task of taking out his clan? That's kinda shocking--a little...
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID! Okay, in all fairness, you can say this explains the tension between Itachi and his father, and the other Uchihas... sort of... wait, no, they were pissed because Itachi was a dick that killed his best friend. You almost had me there Kishi! It sounded like he said The Third Grade Ninja War! > Oh hey it's that one guy from THE ROOT, or whatever the fuck. I forgot his name. These "motivations" for Itachi make nooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sense. Good god this is retarded. I swear it's like some fanfic writer shoved Kishi out of the chair. The fuck is this shit?
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 This is getting more nonsensical and idiotic the longer Madara talks. KISHIMOTO, STOP. THE MORE YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS THE WORSE IT GETS! *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Okay and seriously the whole Sasuke and Itachi story was just resolved. It was fine. Why immediately assfuck it all up the next episode?!
Roymustang1990 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Itachi was a good guy all this time >>
Roymustang1990 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 This is getting more nonsensical and idiotic the longer Madara talks. KISHIMOTO, STOP. THE MORE YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS THE WORSE IT GETS! *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Okay and seriously the whole Sasuke and Itachi story was just resolved. It was fine. Why immediately assfuck it all up the next episode?! No,that's tobi who is talking iirc
mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 maybe someday we'll get a gay shonen anime protagonist, what with Yuri on ice being the first sports anime with one
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Wait, what's this?? Flashbacks from December 10th!? LIKE A MONTH AGO?? Why am I not surprised!
moose Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 maybe someday we'll get a gay shonen anime protagonist, what with Yuri on ice being the first sports anime with one No one cares.
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 When do we get back to Pain? Because this is WAY more painful than Pain! Sloth: "Pain is a pain!"
mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 ENOUGH WITH THE FLASHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!! wow Yuri lowenthal sounds like he's struggling to take this seriously his acting is really suffering in this scene
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Sasuke: "To tell you the truth I'm not sure if I'm alive or not!" That would have been interesting!
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 "That is Itachi's truth.That is Kishimoto's bullshit!" You're right Sasuke. This is a bunch of crap. ROFL the only reason Sasuke won was because Itachi held back. Well, at least Kishimoto didn't make Sasuke THE GREATEST EVAH for once. "He was pretending to steal your eyes." :D :D :D Okay this literally looks like Kishimoto pulled this all out of his ass right after the conclusion of Itachi and Sasuke's battle, and story. IT WAS FINE THEN. THEN HE GOES AND FUCKS IT UP RIGHT AFTERWARD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! Sasuke... is the voice of reason, and the voice of the audience... never thought that would happen.
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 WHAT lover? And seriously you kill your lover but not your brother? You kill your mom and dad but not your brother? There's no logic there now that the original reason has been retconned. So I guess it's just incest then. This is sooooo fucking stupid.
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 When do we get back to Pain? Because this is WAY more painful than Pain! Sloth: "Pain is a pain!" You know we can never stay in a good story line in Naruto for too long! Must divert to Sasuke--Who am I kidding? This isn't your garden variety Sasuke annoyance... this is just... this is just... wow... this is awful. That promo makes that comic sound horrible. "If only they could be bothered to care!" Uuuggghhhghghghhh
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 No,that's tobi who is talking iirc Madara is Tobi. Or rather, Tobi was a false persona Madara created for... reasons.
moose Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Once things focus back on Pain, the series will be better for a little... but afterwards it's all downhill.
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 maybe someday we'll get a gay shonen anime protagonist, what with Yuri on ice being the first sports anime with one What are you talking about? Itachi wanted to buttbang his lil bro!
DangerMouse Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Sasuke: "To tell you the truth I'm not sure if I'm alive or not!" That would have been interesting! Heh. He's also thinking: To tell you the truth viewers....*whisper* I've already taken over Naruto's show *whisper*. LOL
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Once things focus back on Pain, the series will be better for a little... but afterwards it's all downhill. So one last gasp of good stuff, then it goes into a downward spiral of horribifuckus. Somehow I don't think it will be ridiculously horrible so-bad-it's-good like when Blue Exorcist went off the manga rails... This is just going to be very long... slow, and painful. I have a feeling we won't even derive much pleasure from making fun of the shittiness. With this retcon right here... I'm just disgusted and appalled. This shit... I don't even. AND THE LONGER MADARA TALKS TO TRY TO JUSTIFY THIS BULLSHIT THE WORSE IT GETS!
mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 baby Sasuke having an adult voice is super weird and bad
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Oh yeah, this is totally: And HAS been for months!
Roymustang1990 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Madara is Tobi. Or rather, Tobi was a false persona Madara created for... reasons. Well,there's more to it actually but I won't say because spoilers
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Heh. He's also thinking: To tell you the truth viewers....*whisper* I've already taken over Naruto's show *whisper*. LOL Does Sasuke going from "cool rival" to series protagonist explain why he only just won a fight because his opponent held back and now he's getting mind-raped? >
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Well,there's more to it actually but I won't say because spoilers I'm sure it only gets stupider.
mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Oh yeah, this is totally: And HAS been for months! I can see why the fanbase was whining about this several years back this is fucking rediculous
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 OMG these flashbacks--just plain ridiculous and nigh-unwatchable!
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 baby Sasuke having an adult voice is super weird and bad I thought it sounded okay...
DangerMouse Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 "Obstacle for you to overcome" that cannon bending over backwards Going in hard
StarPanda Posted January 15, 2017 Author Posted January 15, 2017 OMG these flashbacks--just plain ridiculous and nigh-unwatchable! ] This and one more episode and we get awesome fights vs eight tails
mochi Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Sasuke....itachi was a FUCKING HORRIBLE brother do not believe any of this
CountFrylock Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 why is this still on toonami? i almost feel like one piece has a greater legacy than naruto
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 "I've always loved you, little brother Sasgay!"
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 OMG these flashbacks--just plain ridiculous and nigh-unwatchable! Kishi is trying to retcon it by making it more flowery and pleasant than it ever was. When you go back and watch this Itachi is always pretty much being kind of a dick to Sasuke.
ben0119 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Okay Itachi never sounded this nice. He was always kind of a dick to Sasuke. This is fucking stupid.
DangerMouse Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 "The Taka" Traitor Sasuke rises to another level LOL
OwlChemist81 Posted January 15, 2017 Posted January 15, 2017 Well, THAT was dramatic! Just in case you forgot Sasuke was an antagonist!
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