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They make dragonball z monopoly?!?


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7 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said:

How the fuck would that even work?  Are there enough places in DBZ to even be properties?  Is currency power levels?

It's not "property" based but character based, and you get monopolies by owning "sets" of characters....Like androids 17, 18, and 16 make up a monopoly but some of the sets are pretty random like Dende, King kai and like Puar or some shit....I forgot but it's too confusing to enjoy.  If they ever create an online version where I don't have to equate the powers and dice rolls myself, it might be more fun.

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Frieza: Wipe that smirk off your face, monkey! My dice rolled on the very last property. I am about to purchase all of Namek, and you're friends can't stop me! I have the Dragon Balls needed to build a hotel on it as well.

Goku: Wow Frieza, you really thought this one through! But not enough. I used my Dragon Balls to purchase all four utilities in the universe. If you land on any of those,  your earnings from Namek will go to me! On top of that, there are so many possibilities where I get Free Parking, and you go directly to Jail.

Frieza: Foolish monkey, that would take hours to complete. Not feasible at all!

Goku: Luckily, a game of Monopoly lasts days. That gives me lots of time to send you to Jail where you belong.

Frieza: Leaving it up to chance is a fools errand!

Goku: Then what's that? (Points to a dice roll of six) Just the right number to send you to Jail.

Frieza: Y-YOU....YOU THINK YOU CAN BOUNCE BACK WHEN I HAVE ALL THE PROPERTIES, MONKEY!?

Goku: It's a long shot, but hey! Stranger things have happened. You don't have a Get Out of Jail Free card, do you?

Frieza: GRRRRRR...

Goku: I thought so. Now just for him to get enough dice rolls to land on the utilities and the four hotels I built over Bulma's capsule house.

Bulma: YOU DID WHAT!?

Goku: Have fun with the guests! 

Vegeta: Dammit! I landed on Bulma's Capsule House.

Goku: (Extending his hand in anticipation for Dragon Balls)

Vegeta: What!? In my own home!?

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1 minute ago, imchapp.in said:

Frieza: Wipe that smirk off your face, monkey! My dice rolled on the very last property. I am about to purchase all of Namek, and you're friends can't stop me! I have the Dragon Balls needed to build a hotel on it as well.

Goku: Wow Frieza, you really thought this one through! But not enough. I used my Dragon Balls to purchase all four utilities in the universe. If you land on any of those,  your earnings from Namek will go to me! On top of that, there are so many possibilities where I get Free Parking, and you go directly to Jail.

Frieza: Foolish monkey, that would take hours to complete. Not feasible at all!

Goku: Luckily, a game of Monopoly lasts days. That gives me lots of time to send you to Jail where you belong.

Frieza: Leaving it up to chance is a fools errand!

Goku: Then what's that? (Points to a dice roll of six) Just the right number to send you to Jail.

Frieza: Y-YOU....YOU THINK YOU CAN BOUNCE BACK WHEN I HAVE ALL THE PROPERTIES, MONKEY!?

Goku: It's a long shot, but hey! Stranger things have happened. You don't have a Get Out of Jail Free card, do you?

Frieza: GRRRRRR...

Goku: I thought so. Now just for him to get enough dice rolls to land on the utilities and the four hotels I built over Bulma's capsule house.

Bulma: YOU DID WHAT!?

Goku: Have fun with the guests! 

Vegeta: Dammit! I landed on Bulma's Capsule House.

Goku: (Extending his hand in anticipation for Dragon Balls)

Vegeta: What!? In my own home!?

? I hate you

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