my mom has pink eye

[fuggnificent]

ok its not cute anymore ?

[Drunkenwarrior]

Is a damn epidemic 

[fuggnificent]

47 minutes ago, mthor said:

Looks like you're next. (Sorry, apparently there's no tear, or purulent drainage, whichever you prefer)

ive never had it after wearing contacts for 23 years and got dammit i aint getting it now

[lupin_bebop]

...........She probably got it from you......you know you never wash your fucking hands. i'm sure she doesn't, either.

[stilgar]

So, when is everyone in that house gonna get lice?

[André Toulon]

Well, we've seen your nasty ass floor and you wanted to let your daughter sleep on it.....Chain of events.

[AnimationFan14]

Wait when was pink eye cute