death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 God needed him just to create physical space and time to exist within. God must love satan to bestow such a enormous gift on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 According to theology, yaweh is the ultimate being, and satan is just an angel. Yeah he was yawehs fav angel, but just an angel. Yaweh loved the shit out of lucifer, but didnt need him to create time and space; he had that covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 think of it as a giant abyss that destroys whatever it comes into contact with, a darkness and terror that defies everything good... pretty close to an actual physical opposite... equal only in dimension... not by necessity, but by nature , maybe? im just spitballin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 maybe science is closer to what i am saying than theology, i dont mean disrespect to any school of thought, but if you have one you have the other order/chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: think of it as a giant abyss that destroys whatever it comes into contact with, a darkness and terror that defies everything good... [There are a lot of destructive abysses out there. Universe is goddamn full of 'em. Darkness, terror, and good? Just labels. Labels are bitches. pretty close to an actual physical opposite... equal only in dimension... not by necessity, but by nature , maybe? im just spitballin Opposition is just a concept, a rule we sort of follow sometimes... Not sure what this part means, please clarify... yeah, I don't follow this part either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: maybe science is closer to what i am saying than theology, i dont mean disrespect to any school of thought, but if you have one you have the other order/chaos Chaos is just what we call order we can't comprehend yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: equal only in dimension... not by necessity, but by nature , did you ever look away from a problem and let nature take its course? that has a being... God might have needed that dimension to throw axes at or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Nature takes ts course whether or not one looks away from a problem; one is part of nature. I'm not sure you're using the term dimension correctly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Nature takes ts course whether or not one looks away from a problem; one is part of nature. I'm not sure you're using the term dimension correctly. demons from another dimension OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the torment tickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Universe =/= dimension. A being from another dimension would more than likely be nonobservable to yourself, or if it were, you would not see it in the way that it exists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Universe =/= dimension. A being from another dimension would more than likely be nonobservable to yourself, or if it were, you would not see it in the way that it exists. eighty aught million aught five dimensional eternal infinite demons tearing apart the cellular make up of a human with out being seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) the sky opens up and there is another world in a hole, a 4th dimension, and silvery, steel pagan pentagrams are falling to earths ground like rain, burning up with the smell of six dead horses rotting under the sun; the putrid smell forcing you into your fourth dimensional trap laid on you by just you eyes in astonishing fear. As the other world blinds you into a fetal innocence, ted turner riding a pig and bob marley appear dancing to reggae pretending everything was never normal and the problem was only you, because you didnt understand that fourth dimensional demons were watching you sin in what they consider the hole, you live in from the other side. they would have made you a place in their existence, but you lost the chance when they noticed you cant dance to reggae. so they did that "tearing you apart in every infinite direction on a cellular level" shit. man that sucks. hell. (im only kiddin sponges not "you," "you" was just an anonymous non-being) Edited December 16, 2017 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 all fake news 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 minute ago, CAC said: all fake news nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: nope. yus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 Just now, CAC said: yus im tagging this with "real" so everyone knows you are lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: im tagging this with "real" so everyone knows you are lying i never lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 minute ago, CAC said: i never lie honest abe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: honest abe.... nah he dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Yea none of that is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Poof said: Yea none of that is real Most of it isn't. But there are a few kernels of truth. More than three spatial dimensions probably exist. And you definitely miss out on opportunities if you can't dance, to reggae or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 18 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: eighty aught million aught five dimensional eternal infinite demons tearing apart the cellular make up of a human with out being seen There are probably somewhere around 11 dimensions. The first five are pretty easy to understand: line, plane, space, timespace, alternate timespaces. It gets pretty dang confusing after that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Watch the skies as hell comes riding inOn a horse of pale to name this wrathTorturing worthless souls as this reign beginsThis hand of doom is set to rule the worldA wilted faith in these times of regretSculpting death in madness obsessedWords of this mayhem cast out loudA timeless torture foretold in a sky of blackTorn souls from the mold of flesh and boneHordes of plague in this path of all decayObliterate the screams of the weakWho needs a god when you've got SatanNo god to offer this forgivenessNo god to punish for these sinsTormented for the prize of salvationBroken loyalty to life after deathThese dark thoughts of this revivalAnswered by the prayers of this carnageConfusion caused in the spread of horrorThe answer to your nightmares has just begunForgotten praise of a savior from the rapture beyond the cloudsA burning fear of the wrongs that the slave has chosenCleansed in flame, purified through ashThese burning rites of the vengefulThe head of three faces, severed in confessionRitual abuse to swarm the insects of famineEndless weight of sufferance closing the source of breathBattle call for the rise of genocide for the righteous believersUnholy force to be summoned by the screams of slaughterThe wicked tongue of plague calling forth the death of god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Black massSpilling bloodRecite the ancient script that conjures darkBlasphemy inverted riteThe time has come to drink the virgin's bloodExposed remains left in decayInversion of this altar of ChristMortal shell will be torn away embracing the godless realmVessel to evoke, sliced to revealPlunging knife creates the woundThese rabid wolves are biting flesh underneath the eclipsing moonSilent fiendCrawling forthThe gate of hell will soon be unlockedFeel this stareWatch your backThese hordes of hell are primed to attackAncient lore and the smell of deathBlack tires have unlocked this gateSpread the sinful plague that infectsDesecrated corpse invokes this fateCandles burn as altar flames ariseTime to praise this lord of disgustHowling moon in starless skiesEntangled in this ritual of lustBodies entwine in the form of coiled snakesInvoking this sacrifice for the devilRevulsion of god binding this customOrgies in gore shall provoke this evilSlicing necks of the pious for arousalThe blackened sky begins to open upSmearing blood on the bare bodies of reprisalEjaculate the semen that will corruptFucked by SatanDemon godThrusting forthThis lustful act defile the pureInfernal heir rise forthCarnal deed unveils perversions of the flesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Bitter ravage against this colorless tranceMental wounds have been kept concealed Confound secrets start to suffocate the yearsSleepless in the dead of nightEntranced by this cursed visionTrapped within the frozen darkness of this frightSunken shadow emerges from the midnight hourPhantom landscape of this nightmare consumesHaunting thoughts of this dreadful returnTainting the memory of a cloven soul at birthInside these harrowing depths of the heartRenounce the life lost to this darkened voidAwakened in the dead of night Consumed by this frightful visionEnslaved to the misery of this accursed sightMarveling at this advent of the cursedMoaning from depths of sullen rageSlithering across terrains of frightLoveless embrace of vengeful urgeFalling into this dreamlike chasmWhispering terror upon these silent earsFlourishing darkness that devours essenceThis prey for the consumption of evilCold breed arise from this black tranceRegain this sight enthralled by horrific wrathNo hiding from this darkness lurking from the pastTwilight seeps into the barrier of visionMotionless beneath this coiled black presenceDepravity ingests this soul for possession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I learned that Goatwhore has a new album because of shitposting in this thread, so thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I get it: they both doesnt real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Satan is a goat man who looks after your crops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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