J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 I'm still single. yep. That's not my five-year-old daughter that lives in the background of my house with me, dammit! It' my 5-year-old NIECE. There's a difference.
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 Kidding. How in the hell am I gonna sleep with someone. I live in a house with 7 family members. It's the frigging Loud House up in this bitch. You really don't want a piece of this unless you like screaming adult and child brats.
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Stay clear sexy girls. You don't want to meet MY family.. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Hope you like a man whose only land property is a Harry Potter-ish Dursley residence 10 x 12 foot bedroom.where you literally have to jump over book and crumpled paper clutter stacks just to get to the bed, which is covered in BOOK LITTER! AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Man of your dreams, right here., Seriously. Not. Picture living with me in a bedroom THIS SMALL, except the entire flor is littered and cluttered almost entirely covered with J.M. Matthews original artwork and paperbacks. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Zenni is interested I don't date that kinda bitch. I prefer humans. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: Hello little girl. Are you lost? Here, I'll find your mother..... Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
katt_goddess Posted December 2, 2017 Posted December 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Spindack said: Picture living with me in a bedroom THIS SMALL, except the entire flor is littered and cluttered almost entirely covered with J.M. Matthews original artwork and paperbacks. Your collection of 'Dear Diary' moments has no interest to anyone. AsianCarpFish already ruined personal blogs-as-literature for literally everyone.
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Who's Asian whatever his name is? I know no one cares. I do this for me only other people can eavesdrop if they want. They have been for years now., Do you think I do this because I hope someone will care? You don't get me at all. I'm not an emo pussy like that.. I just like to write and talk. That's all. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 I just know girls tend to...shall we say "Expect things from me". They are sorely mistaken for even venturing to go there.
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) I work out because I don't want to have a heart attack in 7 years. Not because I'm trying to be "sexy". Got to balance out the weight gainer pills. I don't want muscles. I want to be thin. Not "Thinner", like that Stephen King movie based on the novel in the 90s. Good movie BTW. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 I kind of like being a one man horror show.
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cau said: You do know your 12, right?
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Man she's not as pretty as I hoped. Oh wait, no, I'm GAY. Sorry to trouble you. Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
Elle_Eccentric Posted December 2, 2017 Posted December 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, Spindack said: Hope you like a man whose only land property is a Harry Potter-ish Dursley residence 10 x 12 foot bedroom.where you literally have to jump over book and crumpled paper clutter stacks just to get to the bed, which is covered in BOOK LITTER! AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Man of your dreams, right here., Seriously. Not. Picture living with me in a bedroom THIS SMALL, except the entire flor is littered and cluttered almost entirely covered with J.M. Matthews original artwork and paperbacks. You don’t have to continue we already feel sorry for you. Take a xanax sweetie and change for the better. 1 1
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Comic Fury...... Profile Visitors: 11144 visitors (49578 pages viewed Oh you don't need to feel that sorry Edited December 2, 2017 by Spindack
J.M. Matthews Posted December 2, 2017 Author Posted December 2, 2017 Fear not, mortal....for I do not suffer through human problems. Only that of immortals.
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