poll If you were a super villain what would you collect/steal for your evil plan?

[UncomfortableGoatee]

asking for a friend 

[GuyBeardmane]

"Kittens" is not on here, so it's a faulty list.  Kittens would be my currency and secret weapon, as anyone who infiltrated my lair would immediately surrounded by kittens and would be beaten into submission by their adorableness, and thus I could carry out my evil plan of petting all the kittens.

[Zenigundam]

Probably a lot of hot women, but I'd have a spaceship instead of an ark, since the evil plan would work out like the story of Noah's Ark, but there'd be hot women on my spaceship instead of animals. Also, space would be colonized at this point, but the colonies would be abandoned in time for my evil plan, but there would be enough resources on the space colonies to sustain life for me and my progeny, even though the colonies are abandoned.

[UncomfortableGoatee]

11 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

"Kittens" is not on here, so it's a faulty list.  Kittens would be my currency and secret weapon, as anyone who infiltrated my lair would immediately surrounded by kittens and would be beaten into submission by their adorableness, and thus I could carry out my evil plan of petting all the kittens.

i can't add it as a choice, how could i have been so naive....

[Still Me]

14 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

asking for a friend 

Coupons....cause I’m a bitch on a budget 

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Coupons....cause I’m a bitch on a budget 

technically you can use the savings to fund another scheme 

[GuyBeardmane]

1 minute ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

i can't add it as a choice, how could i have been so naive....

To be fair, I wouldn't be that great a supervillain.  Like, where you're looking for The Joker, Lex Luthor, Magneto, etc., I'm like Kraven the Hunter.

[Still Me]

Just now, UncomfortableGoatee said:

technically you can use the savings to fund another scheme 

One with a low interest morgage I hope

[Zenigundam]

Yo my plan is too awesome for words

[Still Me]

Just now, Zenigundam? said:

Yo my plan is too awesome for words

Is it move out of mommy’s house? Cause that’s easy to express 

[Hornshire]

Patience. Also, secrecy. 

[UncomfortableGoatee]

11 minutes ago, Still Me said:

One with a low interest morgage I hope

this tickle your fancy?

[Still Me]

3 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

this tickle your fancy?

Think of the money I would save on AC

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Think of the money I would save on AC

i can't, because it's unfathomable!! And just look at those hardwood floors!!!

And the back-splash in the kitchen?

Forget about it!

What do ya say? 

[PhilosipherStoned]

That was a hard one, but I went with crystals cuz they shiny.

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Philosipher_Stoned said:

That was a hard one, but I went with crystals cuz they shiny.

a good classic choice, cant go wrong with it

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Crystals, just like Zemus in Final Fantasy IV.