Skinko Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 What do you mean corn isn't measured by time? Wait, you say it's an ear of corn? Well, how the fuck is that any less stupid than what I said? Why would they measure corn in ears, dude?
molarbear Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 Popcorn = Microwave(Kernel)^2 I've always wonder what the exact algorithm was, thanks Sandy
scope Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 On cob planet all time is measured by corn and it's currently about half past three kernels.
Sandstone Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 I've always wonder what the exact algorithm was, thanks Sandy You're welcome. Programming is my expertise afterall.
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 Oh this is where Sandstone got the idea for that cum thread I thought he came up with that shit out of the blue for a bit. It made the thread a lot more interesting though.
Codename: Jackass Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 At first I was with you. A year of corn. Solid idea. Then I came to a realization. I like corn, but if I had to eat a couple ears every day, I'd end up just giving it all to a food bank, which is not a bad thing, but then they're going to have almost an entire year of fresh corn and they can't get rid of all of it, so it's going to go bad anyway. Do I take it in a flatbed and pass it out on the street? Do I let my inner capitalist shine and sell it three ears for a dollar? What the fuck am I gonna do with this corn, dude?
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