Skinko Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 What do you mean corn isn't measured by time? Wait, you say it's an ear of corn? Well, how the fuck is that any less stupid than what I said? Why would they measure corn in ears, dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Popcorn = Microwave(Kernel)^2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Popcorn = Microwave(Kernel)^2 I've always wonder what the exact algorithm was, thanks Sandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Stop snorting corn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 On cob planet all time is measured by corn and it's currently about half past three kernels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 I've always wonder what the exact algorithm was, thanks Sandy You're welcome. Programming is my expertise afterall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Oh this is where Sandstone got the idea for that cum thread I thought he came up with that shit out of the blue for a bit. It made the thread a lot more interesting though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 At first I was with you. A year of corn. Solid idea. Then I came to a realization. I like corn, but if I had to eat a couple ears every day, I'd end up just giving it all to a food bank, which is not a bad thing, but then they're going to have almost an entire year of fresh corn and they can't get rid of all of it, so it's going to go bad anyway. Do I take it in a flatbed and pass it out on the street? Do I let my inner capitalist shine and sell it three ears for a dollar? What the fuck am I gonna do with this corn, dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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