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UnevenEdge

Hello, yes, I would like to purchase one year of corn, please.


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What do you mean corn isn't measured by time?

 

Wait, you say it's an ear of corn?

 

 

Well, how the fuck is that any less stupid than what I said? Why would they measure corn in ears, dude?

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At first I was with you. A year of corn. Solid idea.

 

Then I came to a realization. I like corn, but if I had to eat a couple ears every day, I'd end up just giving it all to a food bank, which is not a bad thing, but then they're going to have almost an entire year of fresh corn and they can't get rid of all of it, so it's going to go bad anyway.

 

Do I take it in a flatbed and pass it out on the street? Do I let my inner capitalist shine and sell it three ears for a dollar? What the fuck am I gonna do with this corn, dude?

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