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I thought you said they were after molarbear

 

They're after everyone, really.

You're not safe.

No one is safe.

You want safe? Invest in solid gold bars, just like in Looney Tunes.

You want safe? House rigged with shotguns and live explosives.

You wanna be safe? Build a bomb shelter.

Wanna be safe? Smoke cigarettes or cigars. They keep the blood flowin' when the body starts to shut down.

 

You wanna be safe? Get a degree. Get a couple of degrees, but stick mainly to one. Psychology and sociology... the two hardest sciences there are. FACTS ONLY when you walk through that door.

You want safe? Start a non-profit and grant yourself, ehhhh... a six figure salary.

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