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I didn't decorate or hand out candy because I am lay and I hate children.  applause

i turned out my lights and didn't go in any room that faced the street. i hung out in a room that faces the back towards all the driveways. no one knocked  :)

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i turned out my lights and didn't go in any room that faced the street. i hung out in a room that faces the back towards all the driveways. no one knocked  :)

 

Mom in law was in her room, gf and I's room light was on, and ON A VERY RARE OCCASION, the living room lights were on because of friends coming over. PLUS the main door we use, the side door light was on. Front door has no sidewalk and that light was off.

 

AMAZINGLY no one knocked.

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i hate most holidays. the only one i -slightly- care about is Thanksgiving only because it involves a shit ton of food

 

And black friday, since I know you probably love great deals.

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And black friday, since I know you probably love great deals.

black friday is overrated. the only reason i buy stuff then is for other people. now the day after Christmas on the other hand...

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I can look that sexy though ;)

But I need the songs to go with it  :(

 

OKAY HOW BOUT I SING GWEN AND YOU TWERK IN THE BG???

 

 

UH

UH

UHH WIND IT UP

 

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No, I am not. I am too masculine and I can't do the cute feminine bulge. My dick is too big :|

masculine, yes but dick size doesn't really mean anything with that. poof's is bigger.

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